Hillary’s Garden Hose Nervously Waiting to Be Blamed For Election Loss
It’s coming. You know it, I know it, her garden hose knows it. […]
It’s coming. You know it, I know it, her garden hose knows it. […]
This censorship system (dubbed the “Iron Curtain”) being imposed upon the American people, this report concludes, backfired on the Soviets and became a major factor in eroding the Communist Party’s control—a fact not noticed by some hysterical Hillary Clinton supporting lawmakers in the US Congress who, just 3 days ago, demanded that a Washington D.C. radio station (105.5 FM) broadcasting Radio Sputnik’s programming be shut down because it “influenced the election”—a claim that defies all laws of space and time as this station didn’t start carrying Radio Sputnik until 1 July of this year, fully 9 months AFTER President Trump was elected. […]
It’s interesting to see Carl Reiner and Morgan Freeman essentially declare war on 63 million Americans who voted for Trump, which they need to convince before they can actually wage war against a thermonuclear power like Russia. By the way, Russia has more nukes, and modern ones now than we do. Their argument was that Trump and Bernie Sanders supporters were brainwashed by Putin’s Russian ads and social media bots to do something as un-American and unhinged as exercising their free will. It is really astounding that they can’t see how viscerally offensive that allegation is on its face. […]
Expressing optimism for a return to his homeland, he said: “We’ll be back, yes. We will return to Iraq, to Mosul, to Syria, to Maalula, to Beirut and to every place we have lived. They are our homes and our lands. So, what are we going to leave them for? To whom? To what civilization? We must go back and rebuild trust between ourselves little by little. Even if it’s not easy.” […]
A sobering new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that during the just concluded meeting held in New York City at the United Nations between Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, the American’s “outright refused” the Russia-China outlines for a new gold-backed global economic order with them labeling this offer as “surrender terms”—but whose refusal of, therefore, signals the imminent collapse of the entire Western banking system whose entire structure is warned ready to implode upon itself “within months”. […]
He sucks, in other words. Taking a knee is an attack on unity. That’s what anthems are supposed to do: celebrate the unity of a people. The insidious aspect to virtue-signalling is best explained in how children whom are constantly being told they are bad, defective, inadequate, unlovable take that with them for the rest of their lives. Now this narrative, taken on a national scale, teaches children we should be ashamed of the anthem that brings this nation together because the author, Francis Scott Key, was a flawed man. […]
Syrian President Assad himself, this report details, exposed this “critical flaw” in US foreign policy in 2015 when he stated: “Western propaganda has, from the very beginning, been about the cause of the problem being the president. Why? Because they want to portray the whole problem in Syria lies in one individual; and consequently the natural reaction for many people is that, if the problem lies in one individual, that individual should not be more important than the entire homeland. So let that individual go and things will be alright. That’s how they oversimplify things in the West.” [And that’s why the media deceives the public into thinking that all of our problems, from sexism to racism, can be fixed by removing President Trump.] […]
In her new memoir What Happened, Hillary Clinton writes that “I was tempted to make voodoo dolls of certain members of the press and Congress and stick them full of pins.” However, while making the rounds and finding herself more unpopular among Democrats and progressives in her Blame Everyone Tour, she has decided to use the proceeds from the Clinton Foundation to redeem herself, and plans to reboot the Haitian economy. She has ordered 63 million voodoo dolls custom made for each individual Trump voter. […]
President Donald Trump has pulled off one the most dangerous “gambit deals” [an action entailing a degree of risk calculated to gain an advantage] ever attempted in modern American political history when he pitted a $225 million military aid package to Pakistan against that nation’s Inter-Services Intelligence (IS) spy agency to pressure them into agreeing to immediately surrender a Pakistani woman to US authorities—and whose testimony could very well spell the “total doom” of the entire American Democratic Party. […]
As an example of how these foreign monies are being used to influence elections in Russia, this report explains, was yesterday’s protests organized by a minor political figure named Alexey Navalny—who though hailed in America as “the man Vladimir Putin fears most”, is actually barely known to the Russian people and is currently polling around 1-2 percent [English] ahead of next year’s presidential election. […]
To if the United States would be able to continue their “petrodollar system” charade with Saudi Arabia alone, this report continues, appears to be highly unlikely as this Middle East nation’s foreign exchange reserves have now plunged below the critical $500 billion level and currently stand at $494 billion—and who are now, also, openly negotiating with China to replace the US Dollar for the purchasing of its vast oil wealth—and whose only hope for long term survival is by their selling a 5% stake in its nearly century old Saudi Arabian Oil Company (Saudi Aramco) that it has valued between $1.5 and $2 trillion dollars—and that Russia is maneuvering to buy, and China too. […]
The Ministry of Industry and Trade (MINPROMTORG) states that the United States has “exploded” with “anger and retribution” against Russian and United Kingdom based Kaspersky Lab after its experts discovered a “backdoor” (that bypasses a computers customary security mechanisms) embedded by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) into all Microsoft software products—and who after doing so, these same Kaspersky Lab experts then issued a “protective patch” (that fixes computer security vulnerabilities) to “close” this CIA “backdoor” from ever being opened again. […]
“The walls are closing in on Netanyahu now. They have over 40 counts against him so far. The big crisis is yet to come when the American people realize their staunchest ally in the middle east has been extorting and spying on their politicians. Comey is also in big trouble…” […]
PewDiePie on celebrity use of natural disasters to promote themselves or a political agenda. […]
Within 3 hours of the Ministry of Defense (MoD) issuing their grim report yesterday about the United States planned invasion of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela [and as we reported on in our 9 September report Venezuela Prepares For Invasion After US Uses “Hurricane Cover” To Send Strategic Bombers To Colombia], the American’s demanded an immediate emergency meeting with Russia—and that President Putin agreed to, but with his warning that the Venezuela crisis is yet another “spark to the flame” being wielded by the Americans that could unleash World War III. […]
A “special weapons attack” conducted by the Russian Air Force (AiF) in the Deir ez-Zor Governorate of Syria completely obliterated one of the Islamic State’s (ISIS/IS/ISIL/Daesh) most critical command-and-control centers killing over 40 of this terrorist groups leaders—most importantly being the US-trained ISIS “Minister of War” Gulmurod Khalimov, and who was killed along with 3 of his American Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) “handlers”—with eyewitnesses to this event describing an atomic bomb like explosion that could only have resulted from the use of the world’s most powerful bomb—known as the “Father Of All Bombs”. […]
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