Month: December 2016

JAG

Let the Internet Decide: Ranking Algorithm to Let Users Decide True Journalism

December 10, 2016 Independent Press

A ranking system apart from Google and Fuckerberg to let users rank which major media source is least trustworthy. A means to warn readers about major false stories they promulgated in the past, from the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq hoax to calling torture an enhanced interrogation method. Political bias will be weighed against a means to verify stories with available documentation. Anonymous sources by any media will be immediately discredited. […]

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Attacks Fake News for Getting Her Hopes Up

December 9, 2016 Independent Press

An embittered Hillary Clinton emerged today to blast the malicious and dangerous "fake news" that got her hopes up by proclaiming her certain win. "All of you who got my hopes up need to take the blame… Why did you play me like that? Why did you so cruelly make my win appear so certain, only to have it taken from my grasp? You in the media with your fake news of sunny days ahead destroyed me emotionally and politically. These burns on my lips, that's on you fuckers, you got me sucking on a tail pipe this morning to improve my outlook." […]

Psyops

WaPo, the CIA and Clinton Soft Coup Attempt

December 4, 2016 Sorcha Faal

To how America has been brought to this current abyss, this report explains, began in the summer of 2013 when rogue forces loyal to Hillary Clinton within the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) made a “radical departure” from all past precedents in awarding a staggering $600 million contract to the shadowy American billionaire Jeff Bezos who founded the internet giant Amazon.com. With the Hillary Clinton’s and the CIA’s backing, this report continues, Jeff Bezos then, in October 2013, purchased America’s premier political newspaper The Washington Post in order to facilitate her gaining the US presidency in 2016. […]

Donald Trump

Media Erupts After Trump Eats a Burrito Without Their Permission

December 4, 2016 Independent Press

After a withering attack for eating a burrito without their consent, Donald Trump ordered a giant 6 foot burrito and appointed it Secretary of Go Fuck Yourself CNN. “He’s appropriating a cultural heritage,” cried CNN’s Don Lemon as his panel nodded grimly. “It’s dangerous and likely to exacerbate racial tensions.” Never one to shy away from controversy, PEOTUS Donald Trump immediately got himself a taco bowl, and washed the meal down with a vintage 2016 bottle of Rachel Maddow’s election night tears. […]