Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
Barely a year after President Donald Trump ordered his Department of Justice to reopen the criminal rape case against Hillary Clinton mega-donor Hansjörg Wyss, the US Air Force has begun a series of massive war exercises centered in the American West to target and destroy suspected to be radical leftist terror cells under the command of Clinton—but are war exercises a radical leftist environmental group funded by Wyss, named Great Old Broads for Wilderness, is fanatically attempting to stop by their filing a lawsuit against the US Air Force this past week. […]
With new evidence supporting her assertions of bravery under sniper fire, we humbly retract the last story regarding Hillary’s Tuzla adventures. We remain forever shamed that we ever questioned Hillary’s heroism, and offer our most sincere apologies to the Clinton camp. […]