Michael Moore Visits Trump Tower, Demands Cheese Pizza

A breathtaking new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Donald Trump has heeded the Ministry of Defense (MoD) warning that he was about to be assassinated by his abruptly cancelling his 16 January visit to London—where he had planned to be when the bombshell 15 January Office of the Inspector General report explodes across the entire US political landscape—with Trump, also, stunningly allowing, for the first time in history, an aerial photograph to be released of the mysterious white hypersonic aircraft “that saved America” on 11 September 2001—and that has now been stationed mere miles away from Trump’s vast Mar-a-Lago Florida compound as a demonstration of the wrath he intends to bring against his “Deep State” enemies seeking to overthrow him. […]

There is a method to Donald Trump’s seemingly mad economic and geopolitical policies including tariffs and the reversal of the Iranian nuclear deal that Obama orchestrated…the Triffin’s Dilemma not only explains Trump’s political success and the reasons for his policies, but that we may be nearing a massive tectonic shift in global markets as a result. […]

An intriguing Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that for the first time since President John F. Kennedy sought to destroy the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) over its disastrously failed Bay Of Pigsplot to overthrow the Cuban government in 1961, President Donald Trump has, likewise, moved against the CIA in destroying its Islamic terrorist “private army” in Syria—while at the same time US military forces continue to pour into this region under Russian air force protection. […]