Michael Moore Visits Trump Tower, Demands Cheese Pizza

According to this report, in meeting earlier today with Vice President Pence and National Security Advisor Bolton before the East Asia Summit, a gravely concerned President Putin inquired of these top US officials as to why the United States was repatriating massive amounts of military equipment and arms from Europe, and if this unexplained action was related to President Trump mysteriously withdrawing from the world over this past week.

In stunned silence, this report continues, these two top US officials confided to President Putin that President Trump is now solely focused on upholding his oath to protect the US Constitution—and though their exact words remain more highly classified than this general report allows to be openly written about, a clue to what they revealed slipped through (deliberately we think) by this report noting that Vice President Pence said the words to Putin: “Donny knows what’s happening, too”. […]

U.S. Corporation President Donald Trump last week announced he would release all records related to the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, “other than the names and addresses of any mentioned person who is still living.”  In other words, it appears he is too scared to mention the involvement of George Bush (Scherf, Pecce) Sr. and the Vatican P2 Freemason lodge fascist New World Order faction. Pentagon officials, however, say, “Trump muscled the CIA, Mossad, the FBI, and the Bush cabal to release ALL JFK files, since [then Israeli Prime Minister] Ben Gurion wanted JFK dead, and the same perps also did 9/11.” […]

President Donald Trump’s ousting of Vice Admiral William Moran, who was set to become the US Navy’s top uniformed officer, a few hours ago “most certainly” saved the Naval Air Weapons Station China Lake from total destruction—a statement followed by a notation made after Admiral Moran’s ouster that the Akademik Lomonosov had been placed on “temporary inactive status”—which is the massive and mysterious non-self propelled Russian atomic warship known to be a  “tectonic weapon” platform that functions by creating a powerful charge of elastic energy in the form of a deformed volume of the Earth’s crust in a region of tectonic activity, that then becomes an earthquake once triggered by a nuclear explosion in the epicenter or a vast electric pulse—and after the US Navy attacked and killed 14 Russian submariners on 1 July—became “active” and targeted with two massive earthquakes this US Navy base in the Southern California desert knocking it out and causing all of its non-essential personnel to be evacuated—and to this hour remains closed until all safety inspections are completed.   […]