Michael Moore Visits Trump Tower, Demands Cheese Pizza

November 14, 2016December 27, 2016 Independent Press 0 Comments

A dapper Michael Michael Moore visits Trump Tower to demand a cheese pizza. The aesthetically-challenged George Soros dropping also asked for a hot dog before being escorted out the door with several kicks.

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