In a memorable culinary-themed fashion statement to close the debate, Hillary Clinton served up a new Gucci pant suit to wow undecided voters. The spiffy ensemble will certainly be remembered as she presented the national audience with an artfully garnished, steaming plate of bullshit peppered with a dash of inanity and tears.
"Do you believe one damn word a woman like her says? How can America believe this when yesterday she proved to us that when you are a corrupt person she's gonna promote you! What did she do with Debbie Wasserman-Shultz? I'm not a sheep for Bernie or anyone else!" […]
Giving a chilling new meaning as to why former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton was confronted and blamed for the New Zealand massacre whose toll has now risen to 50 dead and 50 wounded, is a grimly worded Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today confirming as true the leaked documents showing the European Union is planning for the military overthrow of British Prime Minister Theresa May—a measure that may be needed as British spy agency MI6 continues its war against President Donald Trump to keep him from releasing the classified documents proving the British government’s complicity in the coup attempt launched against him—a coup attempt led by Hillary Clinton—and whose 2016 presidential campaign chairman John Podesta traveled this past week to New Zealand to heap praise on its “superstar” socialist leader Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern—and whom, also, in the hours before this massacre began, launched a withering attack against Trump saying he is “completely unfit and unqualified to be President of the United States”. […]
Soon after the building of a local venue a day prior, HRC was able to pack it for the first time. The record was broken when two people managed to fit inside the phone booth as a young Trump supporter, looking for a quarter to put in a parking meter nearby, looked in the phone tray and then left when he found nothing. Or rather, he tried to.
As Hillary blocked his exit to continue her speech to an unenthused audience, the young man politely humored her before a coughing fit finally cut her speech short. […]