In a memorable culinary-themed fashion statement to close the debate, Hillary Clinton served up a new Gucci pant suit to wow undecided voters. The spiffy ensemble will certainly be remembered as she presented the national audience with an artfully garnished, steaming plate of bullshit peppered with a dash of inanity and tears.
Hillary Clinton “Hypocrisy Overload” Stuns Europe As Putin Prepares For Nuclear War Evacuation From Moscow
With Russia being the largest country in the world having over 6.6 million square miles of territory (Canada is second largest with about 2.8 million square miles), but having a sparse population of only 143 million (compared with the United States having 327 million and the European Union having 508 million), this report notes, about 17 million foreign citizen refugees, during 2017, entered the country, with over 9 million of them choosing to apply for citizenship—that compares with the United States, during this same year, only accepting 33,000. […]
SVR… reporting that the believed to be “lost” emails belonging to former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton were recovered on 1 June when special agents of the American Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) raided a home in Dearborn, Michigan, owned by a “shell company” belonging to top Clinton aide Huma Abedin’s brother and sister. […]
Dr. Pepe Le Frogg announced today that Hillary’s alter personality has been identified as a Russian spy named Agent Govniuk, a self-destructive splinter of her personality that loves to sabotage her life. Govniuk is Russian for a very naughty word, incidentally. This incredibly self-destructive alter, when in control, made sure she ran while under a criminal FBI investigation. It made sure she rigged the primary and sabotaged Bernie Sanders’ campaign and lost his supporters when they found out. It was responsible for her calling half of Americans racist, deplorables, irredeemables, xenophobes, and sexists. Because “Agent Govniuk” blames everyone else for her mistakes, she cannot self-correct, so she continuously fails no matter how much she is assisted by political operatives and donors. […]