Washington Post Rolls Out New “Kids Column” by John Podesta

“The heat is on, as the Bel Air fire in Los Angeles targets the Getty Center pedo underground base, while the fire in San Diego apparently targets U.S. Marine base Camp Pendleton,” note Pentagon sources.  Videos have emerged showing what appear to be laser beams coming from the sky and setting off fires.  Furthermore, buildings are being completely destroyed by fire, while trees standing next to them are unharmed. […]

Director Sergey Naryshkin was summoned to Washington D.C. this past week to meet with White House Chief of Staff General John Kelly, US Secretary of Defense General James “Mad Dog” Mattis and CIA Director Mike Pompeo—and who, during this historic meeting, provided SVR Director Naryshkin documentary proof proving that US Army General Joseph Votel, the commander of the United States Special Operations Command (USSOCOM), disobeyed a direct order from President Donald Trump when he shockingly appeared on the American cable news network CNN and threatened Turkish military forces in Syria—and where also during this meeting, these top US officials further stated that Trump is considering ordering the mass arrest of his “Deep State” enemies who are attempting to overthrow him in a coup. [ […]

In further confirmation that the Democrat Party leftist forces in America battling President Donald Trump must surely be escaped lunatic asylum patients, a new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today hilariously states that the largest social media censorship crackdown in American history has begun—and whose target for total extermination aren’t Islamic terrorist postings or threatening messages, but a cartoon face created by teenagers called an NPC whose very image has caused leftists to cower in fear and hide in terror from. […]