A stern President Trump met with President Vladimir Putin at the G20 with irrefutable proof of Russian election meddling.
“You put that human Jar Jar Binks Debbie Wasserman-Schultz up to rigging the primary. Can you deny this is you celebrating with Debbie, Podesta, and Mook after you heard Seth Rich died for leaking the Podesta emails?”
“Didn’t you rig the primaries against Bernie so you could continue with more uranium deals after you managed to get 20% of ours with Hillary?”
“Nyet! Nyet!” cried Putin, shaking his head. “You had a patriot. She killed him. Her and Podesta the Molesta, Mook the Puke, Scary Jen Palmieri.”
President Putin was speechless, and hung down his head in shame. “It was Podesta. Podesta the Molesta’s idea.”
“Not cool. Not cool, President Putin.”