Heartwarming! Not Gay Chris Matthews Spends Broadcast Focusing on Putin and Trump’s Crotch

Don’t know why this is news, but it’s supposed to be important because cable news public relations firms say so, albeit they plant stories in high traffic sites passing off as news but they are really just ads and discredit the legitimacy of the purveyor. Whatever the case may be, good for you, Mr. Hayes! You must be very proud of yourself! You look thinner, too, and manlier! […]

As an example of how these foreign monies are being used to influence elections in Russia, this report explains, was yesterday’s protests organized by a minor political figure named Alexey Navalny—who though hailed in America as “the man Vladimir Putin fears most”, is actually barely known to the Russian people and is currently polling around 1-2 percent [English] ahead of next year’s presidential election. […]

Butt hurt Chris Cuomo claims that accusing a journo of using fake news is like using the “N word.” But who ever said he was a real reporter? This is the same fake news peddler that told his viewers that reading Wikileaks is illegal! To be fair, I did not really bone his wife, that’s fake news too. Beastiality is illegal in my state and PETA would never leave me alone. […]