Sorcha Faal

US Attorney General Barr: “I Don’t Know Where To Land Without Being Shot”

President Putin’s just issued warning that “the world has indeed approached a dangerous line” has been received from no less a figure than US Attorney General Barr who fearfully declared “I’m trying to figure out where to land without being shot” as he wends his way through the greatest crisis in modern American history that saw Hillary Clintonbeing illegally absolved of her crimes, while at the same time President Trump is still battling the coup plot seeking to destroy him—with Barr now seeing being arrayed against him the powerful socialist Democrat Party leader Nancy Pelosi who says she “wants to see Trump in prison”—who’s now been joined by Democrat presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke who said “I will prosecute Trump if I win in 2020”—and Barr knowing he’s not far behind Trump as evidenced by Democrat presidential candidate Kamala Harris who says he “lied to Congress”—but are threats being made against a man who has “called for the imposition of God’s law in America” and further stated “the secularists of today are clearly fanatics”—thus making it no surprise last week, when being interviewed by CBS News, and asked about his fears, Barr stoically replied: “Everyone Dies”.  […]

Sorcha Faal

Russia Slams News Network MSNBC For Being “Place Where Journalism Goes To Die”

MSNBC was slammed over its sordid attempt to blame President Putin for the scandal erupting around one of their rising star anchors named Joy Reid—whose recently discovered past internet postings exposed her as being a homophobic racist has led MSNBC (that’s best known for being the main propaganda arm of the Democratic Party and “the place where journalism goes to die”) to launch a “fake news” scheme best described by Pulitzer Prize winning reporter Glenn Greenwald who wrote: “What do Democrats do when hideously bigoted anti-gay posts are found on the old blog of a liberal cable TV host and the liberal host claims they weren’t hers?  Do you even need to ask?  They blame . . . PUTIN”.   […]

Humor

I Eat Pussy Too! Where’s My Presidential Medal of Freedom?

STFU Ellen. Eating pussy never made anyone a hero, or I would be immortalized in marble, in every city. So what if I’m a man, you sexists! I’m still a hero if she is! Neither does dancing like an idiot make me a hero, which is my specialty. If they had a Dancing with the Stars That Are Not Stars That Dance Like Fucking Idiots, I would have a special. Fuck you and your shitty ass show and goofy dance. You have the moral authority of a masturbating chimp. Your biggest achievement will be that you’re remembered as the lady talk show host with the bad haircut prone to inducing grim visuals of you with a strap-on. Ew! […]