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In further confirmation that the Democrat Party leftist forces in America battling President Donald Trump must surely be escaped lunatic asylum patients, a new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today hilariously states that the largest social media censorship crackdown in American history has begun—and whose target for total extermination aren’t Islamic terrorist postings or threatening messages, but a cartoon face created by teenagers called an NPC whose very image has caused leftists to cower in fear and hide in terror from. […]

Knowing of what his own intelligence agencies were preparing to do against him once NBC News fired the “first salvo” against him, this report continues, Trump, aided by former US Army General Michael Flynn (who was the US military’s top spy master), deployed a classic “Canary Trap” maneuver against these “spy actors” and their journalist abettors—and that is a method for exposing an information leak by giving different versions of sensitive information to each of several suspects and seeing which version gets leaked. […]