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STFU Ellen. Eating pussy never made anyone a hero, or I would be immortalized in marble, in every city. So what if I’m a man, you sexists! I’m still a hero if she is! Neither does dancing like an idiot make me a hero, which is my specialty. If they had a Dancing with the Stars That Are Not Stars That Dance Like Fucking Idiots, I would have a special. Fuck you and your shitty ass show and goofy dance. You have the moral authority of a masturbating chimp. Your biggest achievement will be that you’re remembered as the lady talk show host with the bad haircut prone to inducing grim visuals of you with a strap-on. Ew! […]

If you're a woman and have never said that word during sex, good for you. Now, you done with the false equivalence narratives, comparing lewd comments with launching world war three to cover up an email scandal? Seriously, man, woman, or beta-male, that really makes you sound weak and hysterical. It demeans adult communication. […]