The issuance this afternoon of an unprecedented US-EU “terror alert” travel notice for Federation citizens is “directly related” to the mysterious closing of the American Consulate in Zurich, Switzerland, after a “terrorist incident” occurred there within an hour of Germany’s government collapsing—and that became even more alarming to the MoFA after the Federal Security Service (FSB) reported that all communication links established between them and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), in 2014, by then FBI Director James Comey had “ceased to exist”. […]
Trump suddenly dropped his fork and winced as he glanced at a growing red stain on the tablecloth.
“Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, hey, the table! Oh come on! REALLY, Mika? Really? Go home! Your face-lift is bleeding all over the table! We’re trying to eat here!”
Worse, not too long ago it was a bunch of creepy texts from Psycho Joe to the President, but this is a bit of an escalation. “Cry for help maybe?” the agent asked. […]