Coming Soon

Coming Soon: Why the Cable News Bosses Can Be Tried For War Crimes

It happened in Nuremberg after World War II. It happened in Rwanda, where media executives were tried and convicted of genocide.

Instead of one Josef Goebbels, who was to be tried for for Crimes Against Peace, we have several working in concert that were trying to start World War 3 with Russia. Goebbels committed suicide rather than face what was coming. His underling, Hans Fritzche, was tried. What will happen to our little gang of war mongering Goebbelings at CNN, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, New York Times, Washington Post, et al? Stay tuned. […]

Cloak and Dagger

Chris Hayes Rocks Cable News, Media Still Circle Jerks to War Mongers

Don’t know why this is news, but it’s supposed to be important because cable news public relations firms say so, albeit they plant stories in high traffic sites passing off as news but they are really just ads and discredit the legitimacy of the purveyor. Whatever the case may be, good for you, Mr. Hayes! You must be very proud of yourself! You look thinner, too, and manlier! […]

Genius

Local Man Can’t Wait to Share Wisdom Gleaned from Cable News Panel

Local man Haywood Tapper, 34, excitedly told reporters today that he just can’t wait to tell his friends and family about what he learned from listening to pundits overnight. “I am just so glad there’s much smarter people out there who can do my thinking for me, people to tell me what I should worry about because honestly, I shouldn’t have that right in a world this complex. I know, thanks to these beneficent fellows, that I need to be afraid of Russians and that Putin is a bad, bad man. From all the time they spend on it I think it’s more important than jobs, the economy, health care, even my life.” […]