MI6 REPORT: ISIS and McCain Exchanged “Dirty Sanchez” for Fake Trump Dossier

Sen. McCain first introduced to “dirty Sanchez” in Syria when organizing ISIS to topple Assad in disastrous foreign policy fiasco. Here he is after his initial deflowering  in Allepo.

Sen. John McCain, the person responsible for giving the FBI the discredited “Golden Showers” Trump dossier according to The Guardian and The Daily Mail, was met with a flurry of new accusations of secret stings wherein he exchanged a “dirty Sanchez” with ISIS and later BuzzFeed editor and lover Ben Smith. The slang refers to a most unwholesome sex act where a partner having butt sex inserts his finger in the naughty bits and smears his lover’s lip with feces and semen.

Russian intelligence agencies are believed to have these videos in their possession, and even earlier ones from his days back  in Vietnam, when he was blackmailed with them and sang for the VietCong.


“We have some of him and George Soros, too. They’re grainy and all you can see at first is an old fat man’s saggy white ass, but then McCain pops up with a shit mustache.”

A broke McCain begs Soros to buy him a cheeseburger.