If Hillary Cooked a Baby and Drank its Blood, The NYT Would Call Her Iron Chef

Haters gonna hate! Hillary is just too damned healthy and busy preparing for the Olympics, thus accounting for over 8 months of no press conferences and the cancellation of the rest of her poorly attended rallies. You know this is true because Snopes verified the picture above as genuine. […]

“We claim ‘to provide evidence for such debunkings and confirmation as well‘, but that’s just ridiculous. Do you know how much time that would take? Instead, we just copy and paste parts of the original article into ours, write a couple sentences, and that’s it. I just want to be clear, our website does zero journalism or anything creative, and I’m only telling you this for legal reasons.” […]

She froze up, then had to be reassured twice before telling the crowd. Something shook her up. Secret Service has to tell her to "Keep talking. We can handle it. We're not going anywhere." Then she says "Apparently these people are here to protest Trump because  Trump and his kids have killed a lot of animals.So thank you for making that point."

Speaking of killing animals, is that like the emails where Hillary talks about sacrificing chickens to Moloch?

Man, these elites are weird. […]