If Hillary Cooked a Baby and Drank its Blood, The NYT Would Call Her Iron Chef

"I am just too damned healthy to run. It isn't fair to Donald Trump. Trump is weak. He is tired, and I fear I may wear him out completely. I just hope my supporter understands and votes for Woodrow Wilson. Trump has no economic policy and he wants to eat my bicycles. I am going to climb Mount Everest, now, and start a new career in gymnastics." […]

UPDATE: These documents have been called into question but  they did set off a firestorm of interest from actual concerns that knew about her record and her recent absences and behavior. Released were several allegations—the most damaging being a diagnosis of Hillary Clinton that says she has “Complex Partial Seizures” and “Subcortical Vascular Dementia.” This explains over 257 days without press conferences, an inability to stand for long periods of time, not traveling without a medical team, nearby, which is unheard of, and a refusal to debate without releasing conditions. […]

According to earlier reports by The Guardian in 2012, a blood clot was discovered between her brain and skull and she been taking blood thinners. Though her prognosis was excellent at the time, she travels with a physician beside her as stress seems to trigger seizures, and apparently he has an injection pen, as seen. It's been over 240 days since she has had a news conference. The longer the press refuses to challenge the absence of press conferences the more we know they are collectively pitted against Americans themselves, much as they have been proven already by Wikileaks DNC emails revealing a secret DNC collusion with MSNBC, CBS, CNN, New York Times, Washington Post. […]