Real Headlines, More Appropriate Photos
October 11, 2015
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Sometimes you get the feeling the headline belonged to another story, or image.
Populist Superstorm Slams Into Oregon And Britain On Same Day As End Nears For Global Leftist Forces
February 19, 2020
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A thought-provoking new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today contemplating the “worst possible scenario” should NATO Member Turkey launch a military operation against Syria’s legitimate authorities and armed forces, says such a move coming at the same time the US is flooding Europe with massive numbers of troops and equipment as part of its largest war exercise in 25-years leaves open the...
American “Snowflakes” Melting Will Raise Ocean Levels
November 16, 2017
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US spy agencies were slammed for their gross violation of international banking regulations by their releasing confidential Russian banking records for the sole purpose of using them as propaganda against President Donald Trump—while at the same time, MoFA analysts are issuing their first ever “Snowflake Alert” warning that the melting of American minds over Russia’s just enacted foreign media registration law could very well...
BREAKING NEWS: Hillary is Still Not President
December 10, 2016
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Yep.
Hillary, Show Us Where the Bad, Bad Putin Touched You
December 19, 2016
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So you feel violated? Did someone exercise their right to vote for someone other than yourself? The hell you say! Not in MY country! Did someone reveal the sobering truth about you and confirm the undecided voter's worst fears? Oh, hell no! You want Congress to investigate, or attack Russia? Eh, slow down, sparky. Unfortunately, for you at...
Maureen Dowd and Flag Pins Will Decide the Election
March 21, 2013
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Oh Maureen, Maureen! I thought I knew you! Gone now, are your glory days when you were the answer to my most pressing exigencies; when on a wall by my bed, affixed to a glass box containing a towel, hand lotion and your cherished daguerreotype nudie, you were the answer to every midnight crisis, and...
Podesta's "SHE BROKE ME!" Moment, Gets Ruined by Maria Bartiromo
July 1, 2017
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"SHE BROKE ME!" Now there is a real journalist, Maria Bartiromo shows us how it's done and punches the spirit cooking weirdo in the vagina. Podesta loses it as he is asked directly about his own ties to Russian investments, the sale of US uranium to Russia, and why he didn't turn over the...
Impious Digest Announces $25,000 Fire Truck Literary Scholarship
February 1, 2017
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Are you a struggling fire truck with a qualifying GPA and knack for writing gifted poetry and prose? we want to hear from you. Here are some little known facts about fire trucks. FACT: Fire trucks are mammals.
Pacific Ocean Warned Will “Turn To Blood” After Japan Nuclear Disaster Breaches “Gates Of Hell”
February 26, 2017
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To the dangers of such catastrophic levels of radioactive sulfur being spewed into the atmosphere, this article warns, is due to the airborne nature of algae—most dangerously a marine species of red algae discovered in Japan, in 2014, called “Congracilaria Babae” that when exposed to radiation has explosive growth—and like all other marine species of...
Former President of Iran Pens an Open Letter to President Trump
May 10, 2017
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"Terrorism is an anti-human tool in the hands of global powers in order to cause insecurity and rifts, as well as to impose their will and policies on nations and governments. I regret to remind you that most of the known terrorist groups across the contemporary world have either been or are formed and reinforced...
Hillary Clinton-Joe Biden Enter “Territory Of Treason” After North Korea Missile Firing
May 4, 2019
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7-hours after China warned Trump his trade talks with them are nearing collapse—a warning China felt emboldened to issue after former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton appealed to them to “get Trump’s tax returns” and former Vice President Joe Biden stunningly declared that “China isn’t a threat to America”—both of whom failed to remember that the United States is currently in a “State of War” under Military Law and Trump has already...
Biden Forces Unleash “Rampage Revolution” In Last-Gasp Bid To Overthrow Trump
September 6, 2020
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A foreboding new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today examining the grave events presently occurring in Rochester-New York, that during the past few hours has seen over 5,000 socialist Democrat Party and Joe Biden aligned revolutionary terrorists rampaging through this once peaceful city of about 200,000 people, says as its terrified citizens cower in fear while watching the roofs of...
Satellite Explodes—US Blames Russia, Calls For War With China, And Abruptly Orders Nuclear Bombers Back To America
April 18, 2020
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An actually terrifying new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing highly-classified “Of Special Importance” events occurring in the “Coronavirus Pandemic War” pertaining to this week’s Ministry of Defense (MoD) national security preparations utilizing Aerospace Defense Forces, states that the numerous NOTAMS (Notice To Airmen) being issued to Western military forces by the Russian Federation are in direct response to increasingly hostile actions being displayed by...
Deep State Wipes Out 1/8th Of US Economy Then Warns “Run For Cover”
December 19, 2018
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The rationale for Russia buying these past few months over $28 billion in US debt—as opposed it its having spent the past year selling off nearly all of its US debt and converting it gold, and as China and Japan, likewise are doing by dumping their US debt—states that this economic stabilization measure for the United States was needed to mitigate an attack against President Trump coming from his own “Deep State” who,...
The Brennen and Avenetti Connection: A Missile Launch Against Air Force One
July 30, 2018
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28 Jul 2018 - 12:06:24 PM
>>2326502
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THE MEDIA WILL NOT PUSH THE TRUTH.
MSM IMPLICATED IN HIGHEST LEVEL TREASON EVENT IN US MODERN DAY HISTORY.
REFER BACK TO PREV DROPS.
WITNESSING HIGHEST LEVEL TREASON EVENT UNFOLD IN US/WW MODERN DAY HISTORY.
HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED SO MANY CONGRESS/SENATE SEATS VACATE IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME?
HAVE...
The Literary Bucket List: Ghosts/Aliens
March 20, 2013
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On "Ghosts/Aliens": "THE BEST BOOK OF ALL TIME! (EVEN BETTER THAN THE BIBLE!)." So writes one soldier from Baghdad, Iraq in his customer review. Although I wouldn't go so far, it got me thinking. With all the death and horrors of war around me, if I were in his place, it would take a freakishly...
Clinton Judge Hands Showman-In-Chief Trump Full Orwellian Ruling Weapon To Use In Fast Looming Landslide Election Victory
December 17, 2019
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According to this report, while this Orwellian socialist court ruling against General Flynn gives President Trump yet another weapon to use as he sails towards his inevitable 2020 re-election landslide victory so certain in coming that Deep State bureaucrats have just registered their first drop in morale since 2014, the current state of political insanity now occurring in America is being best displayed by two Harvard University constitutional...
How the Ukraine Turned into An Arms Dealer
October 13, 2017
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The Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project (OCCRP) together with the Balkan Investigative Reporting Network revealed a scheme of weapons supply to the terrorists of ISIS and Jabhat al-Nusra.
Trump Assassination Feared After Air Force One Targeted And His Helicopter Fired Upon
August 17, 2020
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A gravely concerning new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today says that at 0557hrs GMT -5 (5:57 pm local time Washington D.C. on 16 August) the Aerospace Defence Forces (ADF) intelligence satellite system signaled an alert that Joint Base Andrews, located in Prince George's County-Maryland, had issued a “30-Second Alarm Red Warning” as per the protocols listed in the aircraft attack warning...
About Mike Mulletino
February 5, 2013
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Mike Mulletino is about as American as apple pie, a staple of this section of people. He is your average white trash guy, he drives a Datsun, yet works on a Camaro, he smokes camels and sports a mullet. He lives in a trailer, and has no job. His brushes with the law are more...
Shakespeare: "Snowflakes Hateth Me!"
December 24, 2016
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Verily, it dost seem special snowflakes hath been triggered by mine awesome legacy and shadow. Even I tremble, and I am he. Behold this article at the National Review:
"U Penn Removes Shakespeare Portrait Because He Does Not Represent ‘Diversity’" And I, The Bard was replaced with a portrait of a black lesbian poet few doth...
EMP Blackout Takedown Of Clinton Office In New York City By FBI Impresses Russian Military
July 15, 2019
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An interesting new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today responding to the European Union accusation that that last weeks electromagnetic pulse (EMP) detection testing aboard the newly launched Kosmos 2537 military satellite brought down their Galileo global navigation satellite system, which remains mysteriously inoperable—and is an unfounded accusation made based on spurious information sent to Belgium’s Von Karman Institute for Fluid Dynamics by Russian rocket and spacecraft scientific center...
Poisoned Fruit Of American Retreat Collides With Russian Warning That Patience Is Coming To An End
December 8, 2018
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According to this report, on 4 December, the annual German Marshall Fund gathering in Brussels-Belgium saw Secretary Pompeo telling European leaders that “American leadership allowed us to enjoy the greatest human flourishing in modern history…We won the Cold War…We won the peace”—but that he quickly followed by stating:
China Shocks West With Massive War Move As Entirety of Russian Military Goes On High Alert
April 13, 2018
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Western powers were placed in shock just hours ago after a massive Chinese naval fleet suddenly left port to stage a surprise live-fire drill to warn Taiwan and show support for Russia—which fulfills its mutual defense pact obligations with Russia—and whose defense pact with Iran, along with the Russia-Iranian defense pact, and with the entirety of Russia’s military forces being put on their highest alert, gives a terrifying glimpse into the opening moments...
Ho Ho Ho
February 28, 2013
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Hoe Ho Ho Here, Athenian critics weep as Yangil Kim announces Santa Clause is dead.
Putin Warns Nation To Prepare After Trump Begins Formation Of Martial Law Military Government His Top Aide Hints Is Led By QAnon
December 9, 2018
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President Putin’s just issued warning that the “very powerful and dynamically evolving transformation” of our world that is leading to “a very dramatic situation in the history of our country” is directly referencing President Trump soon establishing a military government to rule over the United States while it’s under a state of martial law—a process...
Anti-Drug Ads Too Scary to Air
February 11, 2013
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And I thought meth was cool! Then along came this... This may well be the scariest anti-drug ad you will ever see. If there are children in the room, you are well-advised to ask them to leave. If there are any of you out there with heart conditions, let this serve as a warning.
Webster Hubbell's Transgender Makeover a Smashing Success, Looks 20 Years Younger
February 10, 2017
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Beauty secrets of the rich and powerful revealed! Fulfilling a life-long wish to use the female restrooms at Target, Webster Hubbell's magnificent transformation to a vibrant young woman named Chelsea ended decades of self-loathing and despair.
Trump Takes Personal Control Over Entire US Intelligence Community After Hillary Clinton Assassins Massacre FBI Informant And Family
November 22, 2018
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A stunning new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Donald Trump has just taken over personal command of all United States intelligence agencies following the brutal massacre of a believed to be FBI informant named Keith Caneiro, his wife and two children—who, with his brother Paul Caneiro, had begun penetrating the computer networks of Citibank—the American banking giant being targeted by Trump, and who had ordered President Obama to make Hillary Clinton his Secretary...
Putin Stole My Dildo
October 7, 2016
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When a pathological liar like Hillary calls anyone dishonest he is assumed honest by default. It is the boy who cried wolf effect. If her mouth is open, she is lying, and even if she is talking in her sleep she doesn't take a break. It wouldn't even help if you sewed her mouth shut, she would...
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