Flustered Hillary Mutters “fuck you” During Final Debate

With new evidence supporting her assertions of bravery under sniper fire, we humbly retract the last story regarding Hillary’s Tuzla adventures. We remain forever shamed that we ever questioned Hillary’s heroism, and offer our most sincere apologies to the Clinton camp. […]

In defense of the pedophile charges filed against him by the FSB, this report says, Yuri Dmitriyev testified during interrogation that the “Health Diary” file containing hundreds of naked pictures of his minor step daughter Natashawas begun because he wanted to chart her progress (her gain of weight, for example), and that he done this until she was nine-years-old—and that he had “inadvertently/mistakenly” sent to the Clinton Foundation who had requested from him photographs of the mass Soviet communist graves he had discovered—and with FSB forensic experts officially recognizing these photos as not being pornographic, and a special board of psychiatrists coming to the conclusion that he was not a pedophile and is sane, the pedophile charges against Yuri Dmitriyev were dropped—though he was convicted of illegally possessing an unregistered weapon, but that he only received a sentence of being under police supervision for two and half years. […]