BREAKING NEWS: Hillary is Still Not President

Hillary Clinton's press tampon Jeff "Crazy Eyes" Bezos, a billionaire Clinton Foundation donor, was in the middle of spinning the latest fiasco in the Clinton campaign when, thirsty, he drank from a nearby glass of water on a podium. It proved to be a most unfortunate mistake.

Bezos, the owner of The Washington Post, has been put in charge of starting a war with Russia to keep the elites rich in case the dollar implodes at the end of the year. […]

Says he kisses better, too. […]

Coming just days after legendary former top FBI official James Kallstrom warned that the FBI was now “a criminal ‘Fifth Column’ running an illegal conspiracy to topple President Trump”, a stunning new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that just hours ago (Sunday evening/6 May in US), Katrina Pierson, President Trump’s top advisor for his 2020 reelection campaign, appeared before the American people on the Fox News television programme “The Next Revolution With Steve Hilton” wherein she solemnly confirmed the existence of a plot to “overthrow the President of the United States” in what she called a “silent coup” being led by the “Deep State”. (Begin viewing at 5:35 and 9:16 to see Katrina Pierson’s shocking revelations) […]