BREAKING NEWS: Hillary is Still Not President

In defense of the pedophile charges filed against him by the FSB, this report says, Yuri Dmitriyev testified during interrogation that the “Health Diary” file containing hundreds of naked pictures of his minor step daughter Natashawas begun because he wanted to chart her progress (her gain of weight, for example), and that he done this until she was nine-years-old—and that he had “inadvertently/mistakenly” sent to the Clinton Foundation who had requested from him photographs of the mass Soviet communist graves he had discovered—and with FSB forensic experts officially recognizing these photos as not being pornographic, and a special board of psychiatrists coming to the conclusion that he was not a pedophile and is sane, the pedophile charges against Yuri Dmitriyev were dropped—though he was convicted of illegally possessing an unregistered weapon, but that he only received a sentence of being under police supervision for two and half years. […]

According to this report, the Panama Papers are 11.5 million leaked documents that detail financial and attorney–client information for more than 214,488 offshore entities—whose anonymous leaker Russian intelligence analysts maintain is a secretive and mysterious US military intelligence organization known only as “QAnon”—and about whom, veteran American investigative reporter and best selling author, Dr. Jerome Corsi, revealed was a group of generals who told him that Trump had been recruited by US military intelligence to run in the 2016 Presidential Election, and subsequently help remove corrupt “Deep State” officials from positions of power—and today in protection of sees Dr. Corsi in a battle to the death with Special Counsel Robert Mueller whom he refuses to even talk to anymore. […]

After a fierce backlash from Trump supporters and political handlers watching Hillary implode in a spectacular psychological controlled demolition, Hillary made a quick retraction to explain the gaffe.

"Look, I was wrong. I truly regret I called anyone a basket of deplorables. That is not what I meant to say. What I meant to say is that his supporters are basketcase peasant cocksuckers."

After rumors emerged that she was calling Donna Brazile, an African American, a "brown cow" and throwing a glass at aides after a disastrous Commander in Chief forum, Hillary has begun her charm offensive in earnest. […]