China In Full Meltdown After Children Infected With Mysterious Virus Fall To Knees Crying “Jesus Is Our Lord”
A mind-blowing new Ministry of Health (MINZDRAV) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the handing over by China this morning a sample of the genome of the mysterious novel coronavirus 2019-nCoV to the medical-scientific team dispatched to the Russian Consulate General in the southern Chinese city of Guangzhou by Federal Medical-Biological Agency Director Veronika Skvortsova, astonishingly states that the tens-of-millions of Chinese citizens on lockdown to prevent the spread of this coronavirus isn’t at all what it appears to be—suspicions about which began to be raised this past week by Ministry doctor-scientists examining the R0 value (pronounced “R naught”) of this coronavirus—a mathematical term that indicates how contagious an infectious disease is, and is also referred to as the reproduction number, as an infection spreads to new people, it reproduces itself—and for this mysterious Chinese single-stranded RNA genome coronavirus sees its R0 value being somewhere around 1.5 to 3—which places its infectious rate at one near equal to the single-stranded RNA genome coronavirus known as the common cold that has an R0 value of between 2 and 3—thus causing a pivot to the mortality rate of this mysterious coronavirus to see if that could explain such a massive lockdown of people—but was quickly ruled out as this particular coronavirus has a relatively low mortality rate, and as of this date, only 106 people have died from a pool of 4,630 confirmed cases worldwide, and many of the casualties were older peoples having serious underlying medical conditions such as diabetes and heart disease—facts which then caused Ministry doctor-scientists to examine societal conditions in China in their search for greater understanding of what is really occurring—an examination that quickly discovered Chinese leaders have gone into full meltdown mode closing all of their nation’s movie theaters and all of its schools—places of mass concentrations of Chinese children, who upon the outbreak of this mysterious coronavirus, initial social media posts breaking through this nation’s internet “Bamboo Curtain” were said to be suddenly falling to their knees by the thousands and crying out “Jesus Is Our Lord” while seeing heavenly visions—an actual crime in a China that rips down posters of Jesus and replaces them with pictures of their President-For-Life Xi Jinping—that most incredibly, though, does provide a strong clue as to what may be actually occurring—as what is happening in China today has as its historical counterpart the events which occurred over 800-years-ago in Middle Age Europe during the 13th Century—where after a new non-segmented RNA virus the English peoples termed “mezils” began infecting children—tens-of-thousands of these children declared themselves “Warriors for Jesus” and began their ill-fated crusade marchs through Europe to the Holy Land to free it from the Muslims—thus giving a deeper and historic explanation to the word coronavirus itself—as it’s derived from the ancient Latin word “corona” meaning “Crown or Halo”. […]