Year: 2016

Gratuitous Impiety

Hilldo Strap On Ready to Tear US Voters a New Asshole

February 4, 2016 Independent Press

Not Just the Lady Friends Anymore!

Ready to strap on her new Hilldo™ and tear a new asshole into American dreams of a credible challenge to establishment corruption; Hillary arrives in town to answer, doggy style, any impudent calls for a meritocracy. With palpable excitement, she cheers the arrival of her latest strap on model, The Hilldo™ , after weeks of delay. Other upcoming variations include the larger Amy Poler and the Humadork 69. (Incidentally, dork is an informal reference for a whale penis.) Above, Hillary tests the self-lubricating Hilldo™  Bushlover 666, which features vibrating forklift action and jackhammer engineering. […]

Cloak and Dagger

On the Day Russia Releases Evidence Implicating US in ISIS Trade, We Have an “ISIS” Attack in San Bernadino

January 10, 2016 Independent Press

The evidence presented essentially proved collusion between our government and Turkey's in the transport of stolen oil which was the lifeblood of ISIS. Nor can we say there is no evidence of collusion, as we know John McCain had personal contacts with ISIS leaders he had set up to help topple Syrian President Assad. That should put things in perspective: the San Bernadino shooters had no known personal contact with ISIS leaders, but Sen. John McCain did. Another thing to note is that another major and ancient religion having nothing to do with Islam or Judaism or Christianity may have played a significant role. […]