March 2014 – The Impious Digest

Be Wise as Serpents, Part 2

March 31, 2014 JAG

Because the center of power is in Great Britian, a great deception has taken place. Great Britian has “given up” her empire, has seemingly lost her power. The Masons in Great Britian try harder not to be seen associated with revolution, and not to be associated publicly with the occult. The British MI5 and MI6 operate under far greater secrecy than the American CIA. The power in Great Britian that issues directives has been kept very secret. Under the disguise of conquering nature, of protecting us from enemies (which they themselves created—sometimes real sometimes fictitious) they have built powerful systems and technology to enable a few hundred men to rule over the billions of mankind. […]

Be Wise as Serpents

March 31, 2014 JAG

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

The Society for the Appreciation of Bitch Slappin’ the Mimes

March 29, 2014 JAG

The Impious Digest hires only the best and strongest pimps to administer the bitch slappin' we give to mimes across the nation. But it's not cheap. Ice packs (for bruised knuckles), travel expenses, bail money and legal fees are just part of the expenses incurred in our efforts to make every child smile. Our pimps charge an hourly wage, but a fair one. […]

Epic Rap Battles of History

March 28, 2014 JAG

Einstein vs. Hawking, Edison vs. Tesla, Napoleon vs. Napoleon, Dr. Seuss vs. Shakespeare, Darth Vader vs. Hitler, Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King, Jr. The best rap battles in history! […]

Celebrity Psycho Therapy

March 23, 2014 JAG

My name is Dr. Hugh Janus and I am a psychologist. I have been commissioned to analyze the following celebrities with only their public behavior and writings to guide me through the twisted wreckage of their minds. Though some of the psychological terminology may seem obscure to the layman, this is written with the latter in mind. Some of the conditions the professional may recognize in the the DSM-V- TR (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) but a few new categories, terms and conditions have been added. […]

Captain America’s Very Real-life Parallels

March 21, 2014 JAG

NSA whistle blower William Binney: “The ultimate goal of the NSA is total population control.” Like the real-life Skull and Bones, Hydra was a Nazi cabal that infiltrated every level of US government. The former recruited Nazi SS men into the CIA under Bonesman Allen Dulles and George H. W. Bush, creating an unnaccountable secret government. […]

Scarring a Generation of Children for Political Agendas

March 20, 2014 JAG

Children will mirror your behavior and fear what you fear and hate what you hate. Children watch your behavior and are also saturated by media coverage, and if poor will hate themselves in proportion to the massive propaganda campaign against them. If the hateful memes of trolls appear on their social networks the effect is worse because now it is peers that are judging them. The entire campaign against people on SNAP wasn't just about shaming the poor but rallying the nation against them, and it would be unfair to say FOX News managed to do this all on their own. […]

Court Docs Reveal Bill O’Reilly Owned a Vibrator

March 8, 2014 JAG

First a disclaimer: no one is knocking phone sex or the insertion of sex tools into the rectum by geriatrics, per se. It's imposing this behavior on an unwilling partner young enough to be his granddaughter that is offensive to the civilized senses, especially when this is literally the man who sets the tone for right-wing morality in America. […]

John Gittinger PAS (Personality Assessment System)

March 6, 2014 JAG

John Gittinger designed the PAS (Personality Assessment System). This is an extraordinary method to evaluate human behavior and predict their future behavior. As far as we know, most of the PAS is still classified SECRET. The PAS is based on the ability to differentiate different types of people. […]