Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
Republican Party US Senator Cory Gardner declared his intention to launch an initiative to determine whether Russia should be labeled as “a state sponsor of terrorism”—with the Security Council Members response to this outrage being their wholehearted support of a new law that would make Russia the largest pirate state the world has ever known—and whose target will be the 81 collective industries headed by Hollywood elites and American tech giants responsible for some $6.6 trillion in value representing 38% of total US GDP—thus making it no surprise when early today UN Secretary General António Guterres warned that what the world is witnessing is another Cold War. […]
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like Madonna's sham. Would you like her shitty books here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham, "The English Roses," or Viagra spam. I do not like Madonna, ma'am. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like how you inquire. I hope you all die in a fire. […]