Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
A rather brief, but humorous new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting how Special Counsel Robert Mueller has just “gift wrapped” the 2020 US Presidential Election for President Donald Trump after US Attorney General William Barr, yesterday, released a “summary of legal findings” proving beyond all doubt that Trump in no way whatsoever conspired with Russia or obstructed justice, states that aside from Trump now turning his full rage against this “illegal takedown that failed”, and Republican Party Senator Lindsey Graham correctly calling it a coup, while warning coup-plotter and former FBI Director James Comey “I’ll see you soon”, says that, perhaps, the greatest single irony of what can only be described as “one of the greatest hoaxes in US history”, will be Trump using his two new Air Force One aircraft as he saunters through his next 4-year term in office—that aside from their having now become the most expensive aircraft in all of world history costing more than a US Nimitz-class aircraft carrier, were actually purchased by the US Air Force from the bankrupt Russian airline Transaero. […]
Like the destructive speed and effects this hoax bomb attack is having on the American body politic just days before a crucial election, so too did Hurricane Michael suddenly appear to upend the lives of the people it touched—except for the owners of the Sand Palace who used a single word to protect themselves—HISTORY—and whose instructions to build their impregnable seaside fortress came from the “master builder” Himself: […]