If Hillary Cooked a Baby and Drank its Blood, The NYT Would Call Her Iron Chef

When a pathological liar like Hillary calls anyone dishonest he is assumed honest by default. It is the boy who cried wolf effect. If her mouth is open, she is lying, and even if she is talking in her sleep she doesn't take a break. It wouldn't even help if you sewed her mouth shut, she would carry a white board and learn sign language to lie some more. Maybe Ben Carson or Jesse Jackson, who praised him for a lifetime of minority outreach and support, are both in the KKK as Hillary implies, I don't know, but it's great to see the Klan's black outreach program is working like a charm! […]

UPDATE: These documents have been called into question but  they did set off a firestorm of interest from actual concerns that knew about her record and her recent absences and behavior. Released were several allegations—the most damaging being a diagnosis of Hillary Clinton that says she has “Complex Partial Seizures” and “Subcortical Vascular Dementia.” This explains over 257 days without press conferences, an inability to stand for long periods of time, not traveling without a medical team, nearby, which is unheard of, and a refusal to debate without releasing conditions. […]

Haters gonna hate! Hillary is just too damned healthy and busy preparing for the Olympics, thus accounting for over 8 months of no press conferences and the cancellation of the rest of her poorly attended rallies. You know this is true because Snopes verified the picture above as genuine. […]