If Hillary Cooked a Baby and Drank its Blood, The NYT Would Call Her Iron Chef

According to earlier reports by The Guardian in 2012, a blood clot was discovered between her brain and skull and she been taking blood thinners. Though her prognosis was excellent at the time, she travels with a physician beside her as stress seems to trigger seizures, and apparently he has an injection pen, as seen. It's been over 240 days since she has had a news conference. The longer the press refuses to challenge the absence of press conferences the more we know they are collectively pitted against Americans themselves, much as they have been proven already by Wikileaks DNC emails revealing a secret DNC collusion with MSNBC, CBS, CNN, New York Times, Washington Post. […]

Haters gonna hate! Hillary is just too damned healthy and busy preparing for the Olympics, thus accounting for over 8 months of no press conferences and the cancellation of the rest of her poorly attended rallies. You know this is true because Snopes verified the picture above as genuine. […]

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