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Americans Now Outlawed From Knowing The Laws They Live Under

There is reason that no one in the West has published a computer-model of a US-Russia nuclear war, because doing that would be unacceptable to the Western elites. But who, in 2014, did do a limited, regional nuclear war scenario between India and Pakistan—that was computer-modeled and projected a global ozone-depletion leading to the coldest average surface temperatures in the last 1,000 years that would trigger a global nuclear famine—and projected the use of just 50 nuclear bombs, instead of the 10,000+ that would be used in a World War III scenario. […]

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Mika Fashion Line Debuts New “Dual Use” Scarves

Morning Joe co-anchor Mika “I Can Read Headlines All By Myself ” Brzinski has just announced a new line of dual use scarves to supplement her struggling fashion line “Mika.” The latter, which was rejected by major retailers, was described by one reviewer as “a diarrhea of visually dissonant color so loud it is impossible to hear her speak.”

Though free of any design or even color, the disposable dual use “sanitary scarves” proved to be a boon, with a marked 300% increase in sales to three units per month, shattering her yearly Etsy sales record in February alone. […]