He writes better than your kids. Maddox Returns: Coming October 17, 2017

“A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.”

Sorcha Faal

Putin Invokes “Power Of Christ” As Turkish Forces Begin Syrian Invasion To Destroy US Bases

By |January 19th, 2018

Turkish military forces had begun their invasion of Syria to wipe out the US bases there creating a “terror army”—and who upon this invasion, Turkish Defence Minister Nurettin Canikli grimly intoned: “The operation has actually started de facto with cross-border shelling.  When I say ‘de facto’, I don’t want it to be misunderstood.  It has begun.  All terror networks and elements in northern Syria will be eliminated.  There is no other way.”

Hollywood Actress Salma Hayek Targeted As Member Of Vast Clinton-China Spy Ring

By |January 18th, 2018

18 years prior to Hillary Clinton and her “Deep State” allies concocting the “fake news” Russia-collusion story to destroy President Donald Trump—the only known real foreign government collusion scandal in US presidential election history erupted when The Washington Post shockingly reported that during the 1996 reelection campaign of President Bill Clinton: “evidence gathered in federal surveillance intercepts has indicated that the Chinese government planned to increase China’s influence in the U.S. political process in 1996.”

“Deep State” Threatens Shootdown Of US Airliners After Trump’s “15 January” Bombshell Explosion

By |January 16th, 2018

An alarming new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) [English] report circulating in the Kremlin today warns that the group of CIA-funded Syrian terror leaders flown into Washington D.C. yesterday have in their possession at least 37 FIM-92 Stinger shoulder fired anti-aircraft missiles just given to them by the CIA under a “secret agreement”—and whose planned use of is a not-too-subtle “Deep State” retaliation threat to begin shooting down US passenger airliners—and is their response to loyal Trump forces exploding their “15 January” bombshell by providing top Republican Party leaders in the US Congress more than 1.2 million documents relating to the crimes committed by the Obama-Clinton regime—with even more expected within the coming days.

Russia Prepares Norway Blitzkrieg As Turkish Troops Ready Attack On US Forces

By |January 15th, 2018

According to this report, with the American Civil War—“it’s here, it’s real, its now”—now threatening to engulf the entire world in its flames of hatred against President Donald Trump, late last year Norwegian leaders began to question why US Marine forces were suddenly flooding into their country—but whose true purpose for being there was shockingly revealed by US Marine Commanding General Robert Neller—who, during the past fortnight, arrived in Norway and told his forces “there’s a war coming…prepare for a big-ass fight”.

World Holds Breath After Julian Assange Agrees To Trumps Terms, Elite Russian Forces Obliterate CIA Base

By |January 13th, 2018

Within hours of elite Russian Spetsnaz forces obliterating the CIA base in Syria behind a plot to assassinate President Donald Trump—Wikileaks leader Julian Assange posted to his Twitter account the long awaited “Marshall Attack” message signaling his acceptance of Trump’s “terms”—and that has now left the entire world holding its breath in fear as to how the American shadow government “Deep State” will respond.

Trump Rejects London Visit After Assassination Warning

By |January 12th, 2018

A breathtaking new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Donald Trump has heeded the Ministry of Defense (MoD) warning that he was about to be assassinated by his abruptly cancelling his 16 January visit to London—where he had planned to be when the bombshell 15 January Office of the Inspector General report explodes across the entire US political landscape—with Trump, also, stunningly allowing, for the first time in history, an aerial photograph to be released of the mysterious white hypersonic aircraft “that saved America” on 11 September 2001—and that has now been stationed mere miles away from Trump’s vast Mar-a-Lago Florida compound as a demonstration of the wrath he intends to bring against his “Deep State” enemies seeking to overthrow him.

Russia Warns Trump To Be Assassinated In 9/11-Type Attack Within Weeks, If Not Days

By |January 11th, 2018

Far from Steve Bannon having “lost his mind”, he is, in fact, acting true to his US Naval Intelligence training, and who, without a doubt, was responsible for the 25 December cryptic US Navy “Julian Assange” warning Tweet—and whose only historical companion is his fellow US Naval Intelligence comrade Bob Woodward—who, like Bannon, worked in the White House (between 1969-1970) and was privy to all of the presidents secret communications—and after leaving the White House, went to The Washington Post where he destroyed then President Richard Nixon—like Bannon has done by going to Breitbart News where he, too, is attempting to destroy President Trump in the same way. But with the difference now being President Trump’s being able to have Steve Bannon fired from Breitbart News, unlike President Nixon was able to do against Bob Woodward.

Russia To Move Millions-Of-Tonnes Of Grain To Egypt As New Ice Age Looms

By |January 8th, 2018

According to this report, modern time fears that our planet was nearing a new ice age period were first raised, in 1975, when Newsweek Magazine published an article titled “The Cooling World”—and wherein its author, Peter Gwynne, cited various US government scientists claiming that they had observed “ominous signs” that our Earth was cooling—but that provided no firm scientific evidence as to how such a conclusion was reached—with Gwynne, also, in 2014, recanting his article and stating: “While the hypotheses described in that original story seemed right at the time, climate scientists now know that they were seriously incomplete.”

Panic Engulfs Elites As Feared “Trump-Trap” Prepares To Spring And CDC Warns Of Nuclear War

By |January 6th, 2018

An astonishing new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today claims with grudging admiration that President Donald Trump has now become one of the greatest “Machiavellian Masters” of modern political times—and who, while at the same time his elite leftist enemies are incessantly cheering a “fake news” book positing that he has lost his mind—has gathered around himself this weekend all of his top Republican Party and intelligence agency leadership at his impregnable Camp David compound—but that, most importantly, doesn’t include his Attorney General Jeff Sessions—who, instead, is preparing to spring one of the most audacious “traps” upon Trump’s enemies the United States has ever seen—but whose success of is not assured, and is why Trump’s Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has just stunningly announced that it will start preparing the American people for nuclear war.

Trump Forces Prepare London Raid To Free Wikileaks Leader Assange Who’s Reported Near Death

By |January 4th, 2018

US military forces loyal to President Donald Trump are preparing a daring raid upon the Ecuadorian Embassy in London in order to free Wikileaks founder Julian Assange—who, in 2014, developed a life threatening heart defect and a chronic lung condition due to his forced confinement, and is now reported to be near death.