Cyrus the Stray

Disgraced Telegraph Writer Nina Burleigh Says U.S Women Should Give Bill Clinton Oral Sex for Abortion Rights

As of January 31st, 2019, the retracted Telegraph article by Nina Burleigh (another hit piece on Melania Trump) marked the second time in less than one year Burleigh’s pieces have been retracted, Before that, a piece about Russian bots taking down Sen.Al Frankin. Now Burleigh is suing The Telegraph for defamation because the paper apologized for Burleigh’s piece. So Nina, now that you know the sting of defamation, if indeed that is what the Telegraph did, perhaps you’ll ease up on the pointless dehumanization of the Trump family, for you may soon discover, in a most unpleasant manner, the liability of your past inaccuracies and falsehoods. If I may offer a humble suggestion, you may want to mark your pieces as “fiction” to avoid any future embarrassments. […]

Cyrus the Stray

Snopes Endorsement Unwelcome, Call Us False or We Will Sue

In fact, because we know through Snopes’ own history they are hit and run defamation mercenaries for sale to the highest bidder, we couldn’t do anything but distance ourselves from these professional slanderers as a matter of conscience. We not only reject their endorsement, our legal team will ensure they never try to do it again. It was decided that our best option was to demand they call anything we publish correctly “false,” even retroactively, lest a “true” rating from these evil clowns suggest we are a willing part of their three-ring shit show; where ethical, professional journos are shot out of cannons into shark tanks and child molesters are fanned and held aloft obsequiously by a cheering Snopes caravan. […]

Cyrus the Stray

Celine Dion’s New Order Fashion Titanic Dead On Arrival

You see that poor girl modeling these clothes? Her nickname is “Smiley” because she is always happy and her smile is contagious. But then she had to wear this shit for a photo shoot. Yeah, I’d be depressed and embarrassed too. Poor use of color, I mean, black and yellow? What is she? a taxi? And the skull theme? that Illuminati shit still supposed to be edgy? What next? Baphomet horns on a yellow and black hat? This Canadian export (the clothing and designer herself) is so terrible it should, in and of itself, give us cause to reassess our new trade deal with Canada. Honestly, though, the true crime of unisex attire is that it is unoriginal. The vast majority of the world is quite happy with their biological gender, and want to dress accordingly, but this requires originality. […]

4chan

Scott Adams, Watch the Friendly Fire

Is Scott Adams an authority to be trusted above your own research and free will? Is this the underlying message, or is it ego? The problem with fame is the ability to influence others often convinces these talents to believe their own sense of intellectual authority. Lots of us don’t know how to think think critically, or the pitfalls of common logical fallacies and psychological defense mechanisms like cognitive dissonance. Your author is not an authority on anything, but humbly asks you learn to trust yourself. I don’t want you to think like me, I just want you to think. […]

Cyrus the Stray

Fake News 101: “You furnish the pictures, I’ll furnish the war”

A media that pushes for war on a false pretext is an enemy of the people, it is a very deadly enemy of the people and enemy of all of mankind. “The German and American media tries to bring war to the people in Europe, to bring war to Russia. This is a point of no return, and I am going to stand up and say … it is not right what I have done in the past, to manipulate people, to make propaganda against Russia…because war is never coming from itself, there is always people who push for war, and this is not only politicians, it is journalists too. … We have betrayed our readers, just to push for war. …” Udo Ulfkotte […]

Cyrus the Stray

Acid Attacker Reluctantly Spares Kathy Griffin, Worried it Would Only Improve Her Appearance

Abdul Smegma, a notorious London acid attacker wanted for permanently disfiguring the faces of at least twenty women, announced in a Skype video today that despite Kathy Griffin’s innately offensive nature and blasphemous imbecility, he would not splash acid on her face because “it’s just so damned hideous that burning the fugly off her mug would be an improvement, thus defeating the purpose of such an attack.” […]

Censorship

LBJ Ordered CIA Hit on Robert F. Kennedy. Who Else Was Involved?

To keep it short, we are operating from the overwhelming evidence that Sen. Robert. F. Kennedy knew President Lyndon Baines Johnson had his brother killed, according to RFK himself. He realized this fully with the Jim Garrison trial of Clay Shaw, when the CIA role in the killing of his brother became clear. Once this was clear, had RFK become become president, as he was certain to do, LBJ and all conspirators would face certain justice.  So they killed him. So here are the other players… […]

Cloak and Dagger

The Psychology of False Confessions

Every single confession obtained from Bush and Cheney’s “enhanced interrogation techniques," or torture, falls into “Coerced” and “Coerced-internalized” false confession criteria long-recognized by the Supreme Court, army intelligence, and more than anyone, the CIA. […]

Cyrus the Stray

A Study in Projection: Cyber Bully Jeremy Lam’s Claims of Cultural Appropriation

First of all, Jeremy Lam is appropriating Chinese culture by implying all Chinese can be represented by one Chinese man and cyber bully, and that they are enamored of the victim-hood mentality to the ridiculous extent he is. This man actually feels victimized by a white girl honoring the Chinese culture by wearing a prom dress celebrating it! Second of all, you’re projecting your own appropriation of your culture on to an innocent party. Please stop, Jeremy. […]