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Trump May Require Years of Therapy After Meghan Markle Snub

Upon learning Meghan Markle would not be present when he visits the Queen,  a despondent President Trump found himself making appointments with the top trauma psychologist in town.

“I’ve defeated the Bush dynasty, the Clinton dynasty, the deep state that paralyzed our country, but I cannot defeat the staggering depression I feel from not having Mrs. Markle there when I visit. It’s not because the Queen made a very rare request for my appearance that I agreed to go. It’s because I actually want to see her. Just to see her…” he sobbed, trailing off. “Not good. Not good. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone really famous, and here we have England’s answer to the Kardashians.  I hate the spotlight so I was really counting on having her distracting retinue of paparazzi steal the thunder from a state visit! So I am very distraught! Not good.”

When informed that she wasn’t even invited to the private audience, he was still not consoled.

“What did I do to deserve this? What do I have to do to win her approval?”

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Sorcha Faal

Trump Readies For First “High Profile” Coup Plot Arrest

Overflights of the United States this week showed massive movements of US military combat forces, that American commanders categorized as an “internal tactical deployment”—an explanation MoD experts say could be true as these US military forces may be deploying to the US southern border—but that the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) states are more likely related to the equally massive movement of FBI tactical arrest teams in both Washington D.C. and New York City “highly suggesting” that President Donald Trump is preparing to make a “high profile” arrest of one of the coup plotters who sought to bring him down—the most likely of whom some SVR analysts believe will be former CIA Director John Brennan whose frantic actions show him “coming apart at the mental seams”—but other SVR analysts believing it will be Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman John Podesta and/or his brother Tony Podesta—both of whom were swept up in the Mueller Investigation prosecution of Paul Manafort for his ties to Ukraine—and is where bombshell revelations have just been made showing that the Hillary Clinton coup plot to destroy Trump was first started, and was, also, secretly financed by George Soros.  […]

Sorcha Faal

Trump Train Smashes Through Ukraine In Pursuit Of Total Hillary Clinton Destruction

The crushing landslide victory on Sunday of Volodymyr Zelensky over Petro Poroshenko to be the next President of Ukraine, says that as Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev believes peace is possible—a sentiment shared by Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov—the biggest beneficiaries of this stunning election outcome are President Putin and President Trump—both of whom quickly called Zelensky congratulating him on his victory—most particularly because Zelensky’s victory is a complete rejection of the divisive ethno-nationalist policies imposed upon Ukraine by the Obama-Clinton regime. Now it’s “payback time”—the main target of whom will be Hillary Clinton, who illegally plotted with Ukraine to interfere in the 2016 US Presidential Election in her bid to destroy Trump.  […]

Sorcha Faal

Trump First President In History To Survive “Deep State” Coup

President Putin’s “regret that documents of such poor quality have a direct impact on Russian-US relations” in regards to the release this past week of the Mueller Report—and his further questioning about it “what has US taxpayers’ money been spent on”—states that the American peoples verdict about this sordid and deceiving document prepared by Special Counsel Robert Mueller has been shown by their massive 250% increase in donations to President Donald Trump’s campaign war chest—matched by their equal massive donations to Trump’s Republican National Committee—and are war chest monies sure to be needed by the first President in US history to survive a “Deep State” coup—one of whose main leaders of, ex-CIA Director John Brennan, is now loudly “beating the impeachment drum” against a vengeful crusading knight Trump vowing to make sure that was done to him, never happens again.  […]

Sorcha Faal

“Deep State” Left Reeling After Learning Trump Has Captured Operative Who Started Russiagate 

“Deep State, Department of Justice and FBI operatives are so in panic, they’re now ratting out each other”—a panic increasing by the hour after, less than 24-hours ago, the Trump supporting Italian newspaper Il Foglio shockingly revealed that missing and presumed dead “Deep State” operative Joseph Mifsud, who began the entire Russiagate coup plot by his meeting with Trump campaign official George Papadopoulos, has been hiding these past two years an apartment complex in Rome a stones throw away from the US Embassy […]

Sorcha Faal

Mueller Report Roadmap To Prosecute Hillary Clinton

President Donald Trump rushed his top aide Fiona Hill to Moscow (who is the Special Assistant to the US President and Senior Director for European and Russian Affairs) where she personally gave an in-depth briefing to President Putin last evening about a 448-page legal report titled Report On The Investigation Into Russian Interference In The 2016 Presidential Election—the most critical parts of Hill explained are contained on pages 186-191 that lay out a roadmap to prosecute Hillary Clinton for campaign-finance crimes for her colluding with foreigners to affect the outcome of the 2016 US Presidential Election—and prior to whose briefing, saw Presidential Spokesman Dmitry Peskov speaking for Putin and stating “all the reports on the matter that have been released so far contain nothing but cursory statements, we have more interesting and important things to do”—a sentiment shared a few hours later by Trump who Tweeted out to the world “Game Over”.  […]

Sorcha Faal

Democrat Mueller Conspiracy Faces Multi-Billion Dollar “Barr Bomb”

With the Executive Branch now having at its disposal tens-of-billions of dollars to investigate anything it so chooses without either the knowledge of or oversight by Democrats in the US House, this report continues, US Attorney General Barr has already declared that this entire branch of government consists of President Trump, and Trump alone—and in whose 21 June 1989 legal memorandum having the full force of law titled “Authority of the Federal Bureau of Investigation To Override International Law In Extraterritorial Law Enforcement Activities”, documented the full and awesome power now held in Trump’s hands […]

Sorcha Faal

Trump Prepares For Epic Battle That Will Change America Forever

The over $22 billion in retaliatory tariffs the European Union is about to slam on the United States is part of much larger globalist plot to bring down President Donald Trump being orchestrated by the US Federal Reserve and its Democrat Party socialist allies in the US House of Representatives intended to collapse the American economy by the 2020 US Presidential Election—but that Trump has armed himself against by cloaking himself with the protection afforded him by his US Attorney General William Barr who declared “Constitutionally, it is wrong to conceive of the President as simply the highest officer within the Executive Branch hierarchy…He alone is the Executive Branch”—thus setting the stage for an epic and cataclysmic showdown that will change America forever when Trump wields this power to abolish the Federal Reserve entirely. […]

Sorcha Faal

Trump Checkmates “Deep State” With “Assange Gambit”

Using the same chess game metaphor used by Wikileaks leader Julian Assange on 12 January 2018 when he “accepted an offer” made to him by President Donald Trump, states this “Assange Gambit”—an opening move in chess where an initial sacrifice is made to gain a greater future advantage—came to fruition yesterday when British police forces in London announced that Assange had been “arrested on behalf of the United States authorities”—a move that can only be likened to Trump achieving “Checkmate”—a chess move in which a player’s king is threatened with capture and there is no way to remove the threat—against his “Deep State” adversaries—the most dangerous of whom is Hillary Clinton—who after her hearing of Assange being taken into custody for Trump, resignedly stated “he’s the only foreigner that this administration would welcome to the US” […]

Sorcha Faal

Trump Barges Into “Deep State” Saloon—“Barr Fight” Ensues

According to this report, in early 1876, legendary American gunfighters Bat Masterson and Wyatt Earp became law officers in Dodge City-Kansas in a bid to rid this town of its vile and corrupt criminal element preying upon citizens—and whose counterparts today are President Trump and Attorney General Barr, likewise, trying to rid Washington D.C. of its corrupt and corrosive element called the “Deep State”. […]

Sorcha Faal

Democrats Rage After Trump Forces Capture Obama Power Citadel Of  Chicago

The current German manufacturing collapse is about to drag the entire European Union economy down with it into the abyss, states that the exact opposite is occurring in the United States where President Donald Trump has masterminded yet another stunning success by crashing his nation’s initial unemployment claims to a 50-year low—but is an astounding win for the American people unrecognized by the Democrat Party whose members in the US House of Representatives, yesterday, in less than eight hours, launched a triple-headed all-out investigative assault on Trump in their latest attempt to destroy him—and whose hate fueled rage against Trump came less than 10-hours after these Democrats learned that former President Obama’s citadel of power base Chicago had been captured by Trump loyalist Lori Lightfoot—who will become the mayor of this 3rd largest city in the US on 20 May 2019. […]

Sorcha Faal

Hillary Clinton Recoils In Terror As Trump Revenge Gets Atomic Powered “Barr Boost”

Former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is, without doubt, recoiling in terror today after Republican Party US Senator Lindsey Graham revealed yesterday that US Attorney General William Barr is “pretty upset”  that nobody in her criminal e-mail investigation went to jail for lying about the process, “because there was no process”—a finding that previous analysis confirmed as being true as neither Barr or President Donald Trump are going to give her a pass for her crimes—most particularly with grave new evidence emerging showing how she colluded with Ukraine to try to win her election against Trump. […]

Sorcha Faal

Trump Pulls Off “Greatest Deal In Human History” After He Pivots From Mueller

The US media should apologize for two years of anti-Russian propaganda. Trump haters, who are already having a horrible week, have as yet failed to notice that President Donald Trump has somehow managed to pull off the “greatest deal in human history” to save our world from climate change—and as evidenced by his government’s top NASA scientists—within 24-hours of Special Counsel Robert Mueller and Attorney General Bill Barr completely exonerating him from the Russian collusion hoax—stunningly announcing that the world’s most important glacier in Greenland is reversing course and starting to accumulate ice at an alarming pace—a reversal that amazingly began two years ago after Trump pulled the United States out of the Paris Climate Accord—thus leaving all to wonder what other super powers he may possess, and when he will use them next! […]

Sorcha Faal

“Off The Chains” Trump Goes “Full Animal”

The main problem with President Trump’s “worse than Watergate” scandal, though, this report notes, was the fact it was all built on lies perpetrated, made up and spread by the liberal mainstream itself in what is now being called “one of the greatest hoaxes in US history”—and after whose exposure of this being so by Special Counsel Mueller, now sees Trump aides relieved, elated “and out for payback”—most particularly President Trump, who yesterday warned of the “payback coming for his evil enemies—all of whom (at least those having any sanity left) should be cowering in fear right now as Trump actually “went there” and warned they did “treasonous things against our country”—specifically, their committing the grave crime of colluding with the Democrat Party to spread their lies in order to steal the 2018 Midterm Election—that is a US federal treasonous offense as they all conspired to overthrow their own government in order to illegally win that election. […]

Sorcha Faal

Trump Turns Full Rage On Coup Plotters—While Preparing To Use History’s Most Expensive Aircraft

A rather brief, but humorous new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting how Special Counsel Robert Mueller has just “gift wrapped” the 2020 US Presidential Election for President Donald Trump after US Attorney General William Barr, yesterday, released a “summary of legal findings” proving beyond all doubt that Trump in no way whatsoever conspired with Russia or obstructed justice, states that aside from Trump now turning his full rage against this “illegal takedown that failed”, and Republican Party Senator Lindsey Graham correctly calling it a coup, while warning coup-plotter and former FBI Director James Comey “I’ll see you soon”, says that, perhaps, the greatest single irony of what can only be described as “one of the greatest hoaxes in US history”, will be Trump using his two new Air Force One aircraft as he saunters through his next 4-year term in office—that aside from their having now become the most expensive aircraft in all of world history costing more than a US Nimitz-class aircraft carrier, were actually purchased by the US Air Force from the bankrupt Russian airline Transaero. […]