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A truly ominous new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today says that in the United States, where its citizens have willfully blinded themselves to the distinctly American internet saying “if a product is free, it means that you are the product”—its Orwellian mass surveillance and control system called Facebook has now been joined by an equally Orwellian, and terrifying, new law enacted in the dead of night this past week called the Clarifying Overseas Use of Data Act (CLOUD)—and that is called a major threat to the freedom of the entire world—none of whose people will be will ever be the same again as they cower in fear of what it is soon to come.  […]

The Kremlin today states that during yesterdays war conference held between Chief of the Russian General Staff General Valery Gerasimov and US Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman General Joseph Dunford, the Americans were bluntly told that if they strike Syria, Russian military forces would instantly respond by targeting US warplanes and warships—thus constituting what is in essence the feared “Mercury Retrograde” warning the most secretive branch of the Federal Security Service (FSB) has documented would cause the outbreak of World War III—and that begins with this evenings sunset. […]