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A stunning new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) circulating in the Kremlin today claims it is “more than likely” that world renowned British Theoretical Physicist Stephen Hawking was murdered as his 14 March death came just 10 days after his 4 March revision to his scientific research paper titled “A Smooth Exit from Eternal Inflation?” said to be “the key to unlocking parallel universes” […]

Defense Secretary James Mattis also added “Look, we know that would mean civil war. Many, many American lives would be lost, in the millions. Russia or China could take sides with any potential rebellion and divide the states forever. We would have Americans streaming out of their own country into Canada and Mexico as refugees. Per his prior tweets, we spent a lot of the meeting reviewing King’s most important literature for further wisdom and erudition, as the Constitution mandates. Indeed, this is the man who wrote Carrie and Pet Cemetery. So if Stephen King says we need to remove President Trump, what choice do we have? We follow orders. We have to act.” […]