rescues

A stupefying new Ministry of Industry and Trade (MIT) report circulating in the Kremlin today reveals that for the second time this year, emergency supplies of Russian natural gas had to be shipped to the American region of New England whose nearly 15 million overwhelmingly Democratic Party citizens were facing an imminent shutdown of their entire electrical grid due to what can only be described as stupidity—and whose future remains bleak as rolling blackouts are predicted to hit them all by 2024. […]