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Scientists Remove Gene Mutation Responsible for CNN Reporters

The Nobel Prize committee has just announced a new nominee in the science department. Geneticist Dr. Hung Lo of MIT has not only discovered a way to remove and repair defective genes responsible for cancer and a host of many incurable diseases, the brilliant young scientist has also discovered a means to locate and repair the gene mutation responsible for CNN reporters. “Gone are the days when couples held back on having children because they feared severe birth defects, terminal post-natal diseases, or the possibility that their child might be morally and intellectually deformed enough to work at CNN.” […]

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FBI Sweep Puts US Media In Terror As Trump Prepares To Jail Top Reporters

Knowing of what his own intelligence agencies were preparing to do against him once NBC News fired the “first salvo” against him, this report continues, Trump, aided by former US Army General Michael Flynn (who was the US military’s top spy master), deployed a classic “Canary Trap” maneuver against these “spy actors” and their journalist abettors—and that is a method for exposing an information leak by giving different versions of sensitive information to each of several suspects and seeing which version gets leaked. […]