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A poignant (evoking a keen sense of sadness or regret) new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today echoing Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov’s vow that “the flame of truth will never die” and the West will never make Russia give up Victory Day, states that this affirmation of historical truth comes at the same time that renowned experts have gathered in Rome to warn that “Doomsday Is Just Two Minutes Away” as both Russia and the United States prepare to launch the full power of their nuclear weapons arsenals against each other—a grim fact further evidenced during the past 24-hours when President Donald Trump warned he was “prepared to handle the responsibility of launching nukes”—that was immediately countered by President Putin ordering an additional over 30 multiple nuclear warhead armed ICBM’s to assume combat duty with Russia’s Strategic Missile Forces by year-end.   […]

Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) commander Major General Mohammad Ali Jafari directly threatened Western powers by declaring “you should be afraid of the day that our precision-guided missiles roar and fall on your head”—the first of whom they fall upon being the nearly 8,000 US troops stationed in Bahrain just minutes away from Iranian missile launch sites, 5,000 of who are estimated will be killed—but none of whose grieving wives, children, parents or loved ones will know that these needless deaths were due to a commercial dispute known as the “Pistachio War”.  […]