incarnations

Confucius was born and buried in the state of Lu. As a boy, This incarnation of Yang liked to set up sacrificial vessels and ejaculate into them. At the age of nineteen he married, and that night he pulled out the jars of his preserved semen since boyhood, and filmed the worlds first Bukkake porn. Unfortunately his wife almost drowned. At nineteen he entered the service of a noble family as superintendent of bitches and hos. […]

His empire did not long survive his death due to the hideous mongoloids and schizophrenics his seed had caused to be birthed during his lifetime. Yangil Kim ended this life in bed, cackling madly about the joke he had played on future generations, for he had sown the seeds for the most ignorant and rude society on earth, and set the breeding ground for his return in the other […]