A disturbing new Federal Security Service (FSB) report circulating in the Kremlin today reveals that the communist ruled People’s Republic of China (PRC) now has in its possession the complete Committee for State Security (KGB) “master file” plan that details how to destroy the United States “from within”—and whose over 37,000 pages of the most highly classified information ever produced by the former Soviet Union were treasonously provided to the Chinese Ministry of State Security by former FSB officer Maxim Kondratyev and his accomplice Namsaray Dambayev—both of whom received 200,000 yuan ($31,500) from the Chinese, but whose convictions for high-treason, yesterday, will not allow them to spend it from their new homes in the maximum-security penal colonies they’ll both now reside in for multiple years. […]
“The behavior is near open panic. To even mention this name in D.C. Circles [sic] will bring you under automatic scrutiny. To even admit that you have knowledge of this story puts you in immediate danger. If there was no smoke there would be no fire. I have never, in my 20 years of working in D.C. Seen [sic] such a panicked reaction from anyone.
I have strong reason to believe that the smoking gun in this case is out o [sic] the hands of the conspirators, and will be discovered by anon. I know for certain that Podesta is deeply concerned. He’s been receiving anonymous calls and emails from people saying they know the truth. Same with Hillary.” […]
More Talking Points to Sound Like a Complete Fucking Idiot, Courtesy The View’s Respected Political Scientists
Joy Behar, an internationally respected political scientist and intellectual powerhouse, made another compelling observation sure to heal a divided nation. The “Daytime Noam Chomsky” and “Plato of Punditry” whose wisdom is heeded by leaders far and wide, whose searing and trenchant insight is studied word for word with every episode in universities from MIT to Oxford, also noted that her vagina doesn’t appreciate gender appropriation and neither should yours.
“My vagina is whatever I say I want it to be,” she said with solemn and thoughtful certainty. “I call it a fire truck because my vagina is a fire truck. It’s time people start respecting real science.” […]