apocalypse

A foreboding new Ministry of Emergency Situations (EMERCOM) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting President Putin having just warned of the growing crisis of world economic relations and directly telling the United States that its “economic egoism” is a recipe for trade and maybe real wars, states this reality is being grimly faced this hour in European countries who are beginning to count losses from anti-Russian sanctions—the worst of which are yet to come due to the “Heartland Apocalypse” currently ongoing in an America facing its wettest planting season in history—that Russia is preparing to counter by doubling its global food exports, but whose main beneficiary of will be China—as neither the European or American peoples will be able to benefit and feed themselves from Russia’s record grain crop forecast for 2019 because of unjust economic sanctions illegal under international law.  […]

Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu grimly stated that the United States, “without embarrassment”, has now declared that all international trends they consider to unfavorable to them will be “corrected” through the use of military force, which led President Putin to propose an immediate reduction in military spending by $162 billion and shifting it to achieve a “decisive breakthrough” in raising the living standards of the Russian population—as all Security Council Members agreed that the 18 days left before the 12 May “apocalypse” of President Trump destroying the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA) was best spent planning for post World War III reconstruction—as the American’s have overtly declared their intention to totally annihilate the Islamic Republic of Iran—and as so stated by US National Security Advisor John Bolton last year when said that “the policy of the US is to destroy Iran”, with his further declaring that: “Before the end of 2019, we’ll be celebrating in Tehran”. […]