Psychologists Announce New Shit Stain Card After Hillary Announces She is a Rorschach Test

Fresh on the heels of a Henry Kissinger endorsement, recognized and wanted as a war criminal in several countries he can no longer step foot in, Hillary proudly announces a ringing endorsement from Satan, the Prince of Darkness. "This is kind of a no brainer," chirped a proud Satan. "She's been Employee of the Month for 46 months straight. From Iraq to Syria, Gaza to Afghanistan, you name it, there is no end to the dead children she's delivered me in her quest to end her life as US President. To her I say 'well done, my good and faithful servant.'  Now come, it is time to go home." […]

According to this report, on 29 March 2018, US Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar announced that President Trump had appointed Daniel M. Best to be the Senior Advisor to the Secretary for Drug Pricing Reform, and whose mandate “would lead the initiative to lower the high price of prescription drugs”—a job well suited for this former American pharmaceutical executive as he “knew where the bodies are buried”. […]

The outlines of this “Deep State” plan to provoke war with Russia, this report continues, began to become clearer this past year with the FSB arrest of Frode Berg—a 62-year-old Norwegian citizen who admitted that he was in Russia as a courier for the NATO-Norwegian intelligence service, and when captured, was found in the possession of two envelopes with €3,000 to be posted to a women named Natalia—and whose further FSB counterterrorism investigation of led to the 28 December capture of the American spy Paul Whelan in Moscow—both of whom are charged under the Article 276-Espionage Law of the Russian Criminal Code, which allows for sentences of up to 20 years in prison. […]