Psychologists Announce New Shit Stain Card After Hillary Announces She is a Rorschach Test

To the dangers of such catastrophic levels of radioactive sulfur being spewed into the atmosphere, this article warns, is due to the airborne nature of algae—most dangerously a marine species of red algae discovered in Japan, in 2014, called “Congracilaria Babae” that when exposed to radiation has explosive growth—and like all other marine species of algae thrive on sulfur. Even worse, this article says, was that in 2010, a discovery was made showing that a marine species of red algae called “Plocamiocolax Puvinata” had lost a key gene to stop it from rapidly replicating—and that was further discovered, too, in the marine species of red algae called “Plocamium Pacificum”. […]

A very interesting new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that a few hours after US Attorney General William Barr confirmed he had opened multiple criminal investigations into the coup plot against President Donald Trump—a revelation so paralyzing to the “Deep State” even its main mouthpiece CNN pushed out a headline declaring “Barr Ensures Congress Can’t Stop Trump Now”—British Prime Minister Theresa May abruptly fired her Defense Minister Gavin Williamson and barred any criminal investigation against him from occurring—an expected action against this maniac Foreign Ministry Sergei Lavrov had previously labeled a “Minister of War”—but whose gravest crime May is trying to keep hidden is his involvement in the British staged coup plot against Trump—that has now met the dreaded “Barr Bomb” top Russian officials warned last month would soon be exploding. […]

Soon after the building of a local venue a day prior, HRC was able to pack it for the first time. The record was broken when two people managed to fit inside the phone booth as a young Trump supporter, looking for a quarter to put in a parking meter nearby, looked in the phone tray and then left when he found nothing. Or rather, he tried to.

As Hillary blocked his exit to continue her speech to an unenthused audience, the young man politely humored her before a coughing fit finally cut her speech short. […]