Hillary Didn’t Lie About Tuzla!

Citing an anonymous CIA source, twice failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton peed herself earlier today at a gathering laying out the true reasons for her loss. News later emerged that the Russians were somehow responsible for leaking the full contents of her bladder before she could finish her speech. This time Russian leader Vladimir “The Bladder Whisperer” Putin did take the blame and said her vesica, a double agent, was “always a faithful leaker.” […]

It's that highly inappropriate grin again. […]

With their knowing that the coming arrest of Hillary Clinton and her coup plotting criminal associates will spell their own doom, too, this report concludes, the leftist US mainstream propaganda media establishment have now gone so far as to employ Orwellian “Facecrime” tactics against President Trump—a concept in which one’s facial expressions, known to be a reflection of one’s thoughts, can be a violation of the law if those expressions are interpreted as subversive or disapproving of the ruling regime—and was put of full and disgusting display this past week when high school boy children were threatened with death because these leftist media overlords determined they looked at a native American man the wrong way—a native American man, mind you, that was proclaimed by the leftist media to be a Vietnam War veteran hero—but whose truth of shows him having never served in this war, even though he illegally raised money for himself claiming he did, and whose actual military service showed him being a drunk who repeatedly went AWOL—thus leaving it no wonder why Trump has just told his Press Secretary Sarah Sanders not to bother with press briefings anymore, as these leftists wouldn’t know the truth if it hit them in their heads.  […]