In Brief: Former FBI Director James “Showboat” Comey Arrives for Capitol Hearing

A new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today, dealing with the significance of no messages having come from the United States that might indicate their wish to mend relations or avoid the introduction of new anti-Russian sanctions, reveals an interesting discussion that took place between Chairwoman of the Council of Federation Valentina Matviyenko and State Duma Speaker Vyacheslav Volodin over why the “Deep State” apparatus had begun targeting former President Barack Obama as being a bigoted racist, and if this meant they were trying to incite a race war—and involved these US shadow government apparatchiks (officials in a large political organizations), yesterday, attacking US Congressman Ron DeSantis for telling his socialist black opponent Andrew Gillum, regarding their election contest to be the next Governor of Florida, that he shouldn’t “monkey this up”—that was immediately pounced upon for its being a racist and bigoted statement, but was, in fact, an idiom (a group of words established by usage as having a meaning not deducible from those of the individual words) long used by Americanpoliticians, most particularly Obama who, during his 2008 campaign, said: “It’s not as if it’s just Republicans who have monkeyed around with elections in the past.  Sometimes Democrats have, too”. […]

Democratic Party forces in the United States attacking US Federal Judge Brett Kavanaugh have been thrown into a full blown panic meltdown after feared CIA Director Gina Haspel, sometime during the past 36 hours, called both US Republican Party Senate Leader Mitch McConnell and President Donald Trump—that thereafter saw Senate Leader McConnell openly declaring that the Democrat attack on Kavanaugh was “a shameless smear campaign to destroy a man’s life”, Trump, likewise, calling it “a con job”—after which the Republican controlled US Senate Judiciary Committee suddenly announced that it would hold Kavanaugh’s vote to ascend to the US Supreme Court on Friday morning. […]

In a stunning development today, Native American legend Pocahontas rose from the dead in zombie form to file a lawsuit against President Donald Trump for defamation of character. “He has consistently compared Sen. Elizabeth Warren to me and I find that very hurtful and cruel. ‘Warren Face’ or ‘Ages With Warren’ is now a common taunt I must face among the dimmer circles. Mean little boys don cheap granny glasses and poke their fingers in the air to taunt the skinny girls, saying things like ‘I’m Warren Face Sacajawea’ or something.  I’m not even blonde, none of us are! No one likes to be compared to that yammering spinster and fraud.” […]