Coming Soon: Mike Wallace is Dead and So is 60 Minutes, So Fuck You Posers

A new report issued by Aerospace Defence Forces (ADF) doctor-scientists is warning that the likelihood of a catastrophic +7 magnitude earthquake striking the Basin and Range Province of the United States within the next 7 days has increased to an over 70% probability—and which is due to the mysterious 41P/Tuttle-Giacobini-Kresák Comet that shockingly began to slow down over this past year and started exchanging “plasma discharges” with our Earth and Sun—the latest occurring within the last 36 hours when this comet “struck” our Sun causing a massive solar flare and plasma discharge—and that was followed, 12 hours later by, an 8.2 magnitude earthquake striking the seas off the coast of Alaska. [ […]

According to this report, with the American people being roiled by the senseless slaughter of innocent Jewish peoples at the hands a Nazi madman who calls President Trump a leader of a “global Jewish conspiracy”, that First Daughter Ivanka Trump responded to by declaring “America is stronger than the acts of a depraved bigot and antisemite”—nevertheless shows that these peoples remain wholly unprepared for the greater horrors to come due to it being discovered that a US spy plane coordinated a drone attack on a Russian military base in Syria—that has now caused an “undeclared war” to exist between Russia and the United States—with total war fast nearing as America floods Europe with the largest ammunition shipment since their bombing of Yugoslavia in 1999, and tens-of-thousands of US-NATO troops near Russia’s northern border. […]

Make it a crime to utter their name. Herostratus — or Erostratus — was a 4th-century BC Greek arsonist sought notoriety by destroying the Temple of Artemis, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. His acts prompted the creation of a damnatio memoriae law, forbidding anyone to mention his name. Unconfirmed reports suggest Herostratus actually means “evil loser who shall not be named.” […]