NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR
Per G. G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE. […]
8 days ago, on 29 January 2019, the SVR sent out an “Urgent Action Notice” requesting heightened surveillance of all known CIA operatives believed to have been involved in the Las Vegas Massacre—and whose stated reason for doing so was based on their belief that “retribution killings” could begin because the FBI had just closed their case on this massacre with their concluding that Paddock’s motives remained a mystery to them—thus meaning that none of his co-conspirators would be brought to justice. As per standard operating protocols long established within the US intelligence community, once a criminal CIA target and/or targets are deemed unable to have their crimes revealed to the public by normal prosecution procedures, they face non-judicial actions—that mostly sees them arrested, prosecuted and imprisoned for made up sex crimes, but in some cases sees them being assassinated. […]
The combat deployment of the 5P-42 Filin (Eagle-Owl) weapons system to Russian Naval warships that’s able to cause hallucinations, blindness and vomiting when striking enemy forces—along with the order to begin creation of land-based hypersonic nuclear armed missiles with 500km+ range and placing the new heavy inter-continental ballistic nuclear armed missile RS-28 Sarmat on combat duty—are measures needed to protect the Russian Federation as President Donald Trump prepares to decapitate his “Deep State”-Democrat Party leftist-socialist enemies—an action soon coming as evidenced by elite US military forces, just hours ago, having begun practice runs in the leftist-socialist capitol of Los Angeles-California to capture top enemy leaders. […]
John “Weinstain” Oliver confessed today to feeling superior to Americans based on his British accent. […]
The Chinese New Year—the Year Of The Pig—starts tomorrow, February 5th and sets up this year to be a year of bounty, where people can feed at the trough to their heart’s content, Asian secret society sources say. The Year Of The Pig or Boar is associated with the hours 9-11 at night, which means the world is also set to get truth and closure on the mass murder and attempted gold heist of September 11, 2001, the sources say. […]
BIOGRAPHICAL NOTICE OF WILHELM HEINRICH SEBASTIAN VON TROOMP, COMMONLY CALLED LITTLE BARON TRUMP: As doubting Thomases seem to take particular pleasure in popping up on all occasions, Jack-in-the-Box-like, it may be well to head them off in this particular instance by proving that Baron Trump was a real baron, and not a mere baron of the mind. The family was originally French Huguenot—De la Trompe—which, upon the revocation of the Edict of Nantes in 1685, took refuge in Holland, where its head assumed the name of Van der Troomp, just as many other of the French Protestants rendered their names into Dutch. Some years later, upon the invitation of the Elector of Brandenburg, Niklas Van der Troomp became a subject of that prince, and purchased a large estate in the province of Pomerania, again changing his name, this time to Von Troomp. […]
And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy. […]
While enjoying a month of fine weather at the sea-coast, I was thrown into the company of a most fascinating creature: a real goddess in my eyes, as long as she took no notice of me. I ‘never told my love’ vocally; still, if looks have language, the merest idiot might have guessed I was over head and ears: she understood me at last, and looked a return—the sweetest of all imaginable looks. And what did I do? I confess it with shame—shrunk icily into myself, like a snail; at every glance retired colder and farther; till finally the poor innocent was led to doubt her own senses, and, overwhelmed with confusion at her supposed mistake, persuaded her mamma to decamp. By this curious turn of disposition I have gained the reputation of deliberate heartlessness; how undeserved, I alone can appreciate. […]
To the reason Trump’s secretive intelligence network didn’t use these racist photos to destroy Ralph Northam before he won his election, this report states, became evident over the past few weeks when the Democrat Party began a massive effort to change laws in the states they controlled to allow the abortion-murder of babies right up to the very second before they are born—a demonic effort led by now Governor Ralph Northam who shocked the entire world by his even advocating the outright murder of babies even after they had been born. […]
Rather than being honest with the American people and telling them that ending the INF Treaty is solely due to the threat being posed to them by Communist China, this report continues, they, instead, used the canard (unfounded rumor or story) of Russian hysteria to blame their actions on—in spite of Russia having already proven it is in no way violating this treaty—and whose main central issue revolves around that fact that the United States doesn’t have (but is now rapidly building) a low-yield nuclear weapon these type of banned “ground-launched” cruise missiles are meant to deploy. […]
The election of President Trump ignited the greatest political crisis ever seen in modern American history—that was caused by a made up document called the Trump-Russia Dossier that was concocted by former British intelligence agent Christopher Steele, who testified under oath that he was paid by Hillary Clinton to create it so she could use it to contest her election loss—and that newly released US Federal Court documents reveal a copy of was given to BuzzFeed journalist Ken Bensinger by David Kramer on 28 December 2016—with Kramer being a former US State Department official and close associate of the late US Senator John McCain. The critical issue surrounding BuzzFeed obtaining the Trump-Russia Dossier, this report explains, is that it was a highly classified document the FBI used to illegally obtain a spying warrant against the Trump campaign during the 2016 US presidential election—and that former disgraced FBI Director James Comey admitted under oath had never been verified, either before or after this illegal spying warrant had been obtained. […]
As of January 31st, 2019, the retracted Telegraph article by Nina Burleigh (another hit piece on Melania Trump) marked the second time in less than one year Burleigh’s pieces have been retracted, Before that, a piece about Russian bots taking down Sen.Al Frankin. Now Burleigh is suing The Telegraph for defamation because the paper apologized for Burleigh’s piece. So Nina, now that you know the sting of defamation, if indeed that is what the Telegraph did, perhaps you’ll ease up on the pointless dehumanization of the Trump family, for you may soon discover, in a most unpleasant manner, the liability of your past inaccuracies and falsehoods. If I may offer a humble suggestion, you may want to mark your pieces as “fiction” to avoid any future embarrassments. […]
The long anticipated counterattack against “Deep State” forces by President Donald Trump has begun with the takedown of John “Johnny Doc” Dougherty, who is one of the most powerful Democratic Party leaders in America in total control of the pivotal swing election State of Pennsylvania—but whom yesterday was slammed, along with 7 of his co-conspirators, with a massive 116 criminal count 153 page indictment filed yesterday against them by feared First Assistant US. Attorney Jennifer Williams, who served as the Chief of the National Security and Cybercrime Unit, and continues to serve as the Office’s National Security Cyber Specialist and its Crisis Management Coordinator—with this Democrat Party leadership decapitation to be particular noted as it comes within days of acting-US Attorney General Matthew Whitaker signaling that the farce Trump-Russia collusion investigation being conducted by Special Counsel Robert Muller is nearing its end. […]
The Democrat Party singlehandedly cost the US economy $11 billion over their refusal to give President Trump the $5 billion he requested to protect his nations southern border that’s being besieged by hundreds-of-thousands of illegal migrants—and that after this refusal to allow Trump to protect the US border, than saw this same Democrat Party overwhelmingly voting to approve giving European Union-NATO nations $1 trillion to protect theirs—part of which is being spent today by Danish military forces who have ordered built a massive barrier along their border with Germany to protect themselves from diseased wild pigs. […]
The battle for the planet Earth is intensifying as the satanic ruling Western cabal is cornered, dangerous, and literally fighting for its life. The cabal are now fighting desperately to stay in power by stealing the oil reserves of Venezuela, because they are doomed if they lose control of the financial system and thus their ability to hire protection. More and more whistleblowers are coming out and confirming that they really do torture and murder children, and continue to try to murder the majority of the Earth’s population. […]
President Donald Trump is preparing to declare a national emergency to stop the invasion of illegal migrants flooding into America, and Prime Minister Theresa May is preparing to declare a national emergency and impose martial law as Britain prepares to leave the European Union—both of which follow the wake of the French government shockingly targeting for death top Yellow Vest protest leader Jerome Rodrigues, who though surviving this assassination attempt, is now reported to be “disabled for life”. […]
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