Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
Republican Party US Senator Cory Gardner declared his intention to launch an initiative to determine whether Russia should be labeled as “a state sponsor of terrorism”—with the Security Council Members response to this outrage being their wholehearted support of a new law that would make Russia the largest pirate state the world has ever known—and whose target will be the 81 collective industries headed by Hollywood elites and American tech giants responsible for some $6.6 trillion in value representing 38% of total US GDP—thus making it no surprise when early today UN Secretary General António Guterres warned that what the world is witnessing is another Cold War. […]
A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that negotiations on the transfer from a United States prison to Russia may soon begin for student Maria Butina, who was unjustly convicted for “Russia Hysteria” crimes, says that the state of “Legal Lunacy” the Americans have descended into now includes the powerful Chair of the US Federal Election Commission Ellen Weintraub having just declared in an official statement: “Let me make something 100% clear to the American public and anyone running for public office: It is illegal for any person to solicit, accept, or receive anything of value from a foreign national in connection with a U.S. election.”—an official declaration on treason that strikes at the very heart of Hillary Clinton because of the infamous Trump-Russia Dossier that gathered information using Kremlin sources and was authored by former British MI-6 agent Christopher Steele—was paid for by the Clinton Campaign and Democratic National Committee—and that Hillary Clinton herself later defended on the Daily Show by saying that “it’s part of what happens on a campaign”. […]
I can not describe the unutterable repugnance with which I tasted the first mouthful of flesh. There is an instinct in our nature that revolts at the thought of touching, much less eating, a corpse. It makes my blood curdle to think of it! It has been told that I boasted of my shame – said that I enjoyed this horrid food, and that I remarked that human flesh was more palatable than California beef. This is a falsehood. It is a horrible, revolting falsehood. This food was never otherwise than loathsome, insipid, and disgusting. […]