Hillary’s Garden Hose Nervously Waiting to Be Blamed For Election Loss

President Donald Trump has now become an unstoppable force after his scoring an historic election win only accomplished only 5 times in the past 105 years with his loyal Republican Party expanding their control over the US Senate—which vastly overwhelms the “blue trickle” the Democrat Party used to barely retake control of the US House—and that Trump wasted no time in using by his targeting for criminal prosecution the globalist banking behemoth Goldman Sachs whom former President Barack Obama failed to prosecute for their crimes committed in the 2007-2008 worst banking collapse in modern history by his deeming them “Too Big To Fail”—and whose total destruction of Trump has begun as a part of his larger war on his nation’s Federal Reserve—whose full consequence of, though not known, or even explained to the American people, now has French President Emmanuel Macron calling for a new European Army he warns will be needed to protect these globalists from Russia, China and, most importantly, the United States. […]

A fascinating Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today details a lengthy exchange held during today’s meeting between Members President Putin and Chairwoman of the Council of Federation Valentina Matviyenko wherein “alarms” were expressed relating to recent communications held between Chairwoman Matviyenko and former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (Matviyenko and Clinton are long time comrades) regarding the 2010 “deal” made between Russia and the Obama regime for the release of Masterspy “N”—and who was previously identified as being Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) “deep cover operative” Lidiya Guryev—whose now legendary exploits allowed her to penetrate the most secure regions of the American government to such an extent, a widely popular US television series, titled “The Americans”, was created in her honor.  […]

In her new memoir What Happened, Hillary Clinton writes that “I was tempted to make voodoo dolls of certain members of the press and Congress and stick them full of pins.” However, while making the rounds and finding herself more unpopular among Democrats and progressives in her Blame Everyone Tour, she has decided to use the proceeds from the Clinton Foundation to redeem herself, and plans to reboot the Haitian economy. She has ordered 63 million voodoo dolls custom made for each individual Trump voter. […]