Hillary Regrets “basket of deplorables” Comment, Meant to Call Americans “basketcase peasant cocksuckers”

During the same time period over this past fortnight loyalist forces of President Donald Trump successfully captured  “Deep State” operative Peter John Dalglish, who in desperation before his capture leaked “snuff films” to the “dark web” showing Hillary Clinton and her top aide Huma Abedin torturing and murdering a young girl child. Gina Haspel, the new Trumpnominee to lead the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), personally led an operation to capture top CIA officer Beth Huth—who was taken into custody this past Friday (13 April) when she was lured back to CIA headquarters in Mclean, Virginia—with Huth, reported be wearing a wig at the time of her capture, being found in the possession of a loaded weapon, had $100,000 in cash and her passport—and who was quickly thrown into the mental ward of an undisclosed US military hospital. […]

With new evidence supporting her assertions of bravery under sniper fire, we humbly retract the last story regarding Hillary’s Tuzla adventures. We remain forever shamed that we ever questioned Hillary’s heroism, and offer our most sincere apologies to the Clinton camp. […]