Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
With new evidence supporting her assertions of bravery under sniper fire, we humbly retract the last story regarding Hillary’s Tuzla adventures. We remain forever shamed that we ever questioned Hillary’s heroism, and offer our most sincere apologies to the Clinton camp. […]
So Hillary went on Ellen to share a little about her Post-Debate Traumatic Stress Disorder from the battering she got on October 9. She said Donald was “dominating” and “invaded her space.” She said, essentially, “I am a feeble old woman that has yet to process the loss of my ‘safe space.'” Yeah. We need a strong leader like that, because other leaders will respect her “safe space” when launching nukes. This is exactly the kind of weakness and cowardice Americans detest and plays right into the “women are too emotional and weak to lead” stereotype. Think Margaret Thatcher would pull this pathetic nonsense? […]