BREAKING NEWS: Hillary is Still Not President

A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that negotiations on the transfer from a United States prison to Russia may soon begin for student Maria Butina, who was unjustly convicted for “Russia Hysteria” crimes, says that the state of “Legal Lunacy” the Americans have descended into now includes the powerful Chair of the US Federal Election Commission Ellen Weintraub having just declared in an official statement: “Let me make something 100% clear to the American public and anyone running for public office: It is illegal for any person to solicit, accept, or receive anything of value from a foreign national in connection with a U.S. election.”—an official declaration on treason that strikes at the very heart of Hillary Clinton because of the infamous Trump-Russia Dossier that gathered information using Kremlin sources and was authored by former British MI-6 agent Christopher Steele—was paid for by the Clinton Campaign and Democratic National Committee—and that Hillary Clinton herself later defended on the Daily Show by saying that “it’s part of what happens on a campaign”.   […]

According to this report, this past June (2017), Hillary Clinton visited Baltimore, Maryland, where she spoke before students associated with an Israeli youth programme established by US Congressman Elijah Cummings—and one of whose local police protectors was Baltimore Police Detective Sean Suiter—but who, just 5 months later, on 15 November 2017, was killed during a “violent struggle” with his own gun—and whose death remains the only unsolved line-of-duty death in the that police agency’s history. […]

Only speculative answers can be given as to why top US Federal Prosecutor John Huber—whose investigation into crimes committed by Hillary Clinton remain shrouded in mystery—filed documents in a barely known case in Tennessee with the US Federal Court to immediately halt the sentencing of James Brantley—a self-confessed criminal meatpacking plant owner who employed illegal aliens and is facing a maximum of 30 years in prison—and whose only reason given for this sentencing delay are contained in the cryptic phrase stating: “The United States submits as a basis for the continuance is that there are currently activities underway in a related case which could affect the sentencing of (Brantley)” […]