A rather brief, but humorous new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting how Special Counsel Robert Mueller has just “gift wrapped” the 2020 US Presidential Election for President Donald Trump after US Attorney General William Barr, yesterday, released a “summary of legal findings” proving beyond all doubt that Trump in no way whatsoever conspired with Russia or obstructed justice, states that aside from Trump now turning his full rage against this “illegal takedown that failed”, and Republican Party Senator Lindsey Graham correctly calling it a coup, while warning coup-plotter and former FBI Director James Comey “I’ll see you soon”, says that, perhaps, the greatest single irony of what can only be described as “one of the greatest hoaxes in US history”, will be Trump using his two new Air Force One aircraft as he saunters through his next 4-year term in office—that aside from their having now become the most expensive aircraft in all of world history costing more than a US Nimitz-class aircraft carrier, were actually purchased by the US Air Force from the bankrupt Russian airline Transaero. […]
The combat deployment of the 5P-42 Filin (Eagle-Owl) weapons system to Russian Naval warships that’s able to cause hallucinations, blindness and vomiting when striking enemy forces—along with the order to begin creation of land-based hypersonic nuclear armed missiles with 500km+ range and placing the new heavy inter-continental ballistic nuclear armed missile RS-28 Sarmat on combat duty—are measures needed to protect the Russian Federation as President Donald Trump prepares to decapitate his “Deep State”-Democrat Party leftist-socialist enemies—an action soon coming as evidenced by elite US military forces, just hours ago, having begun practice runs in the leftist-socialist capitol of Los Angeles-California to capture top enemy leaders. […]
According to this report, in meeting earlier today with Vice President Pence and National Security Advisor Bolton before the East Asia Summit, a gravely concerned President Putin inquired of these top US officials as to why the United States was repatriating massive amounts of military equipment and arms from Europe, and if this unexplained action was related to President Trump mysteriously withdrawing from the world over this past week.
In stunned silence, this report continues, these two top US officials confided to President Putin that President Trump is now solely focused on upholding his oath to protect the US Constitution—and though their exact words remain more highly classified than this general report allows to be openly written about, a clue to what they revealed slipped through (deliberately we think) by this report noting that Vice President Pence said the words to Putin: “Donny knows what’s happening, too”. […]
A disturbing new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that scientific analysis provided to the Naval Main Command (NMC) from its research vessel RFS Viktor Leonov CCB175(NATO designation SSV-175) this past week provide growing evidence that the “bizarre/mysterious” high temperature readings emanating from the Gulf of Mexico might, indeed, be linked to a deep underwater supervolcano—that may be preparing to erupt, but at the very least, has violently altered normal global weather patterns. […]
Americans expressed their fears that shadow government “Deep State” elements embedded within the United States government are preparing for a 9/11-style massive terror attack intended to expand their power and initiate a global war—and who have, again, been discovered to be evacuating Islamic State (ISIS/ISIL/IS/Daesh) terror commanders from Syria in order to accomplish this atrocity. […]