heartland

A foreboding new Ministry of Emergency Situations (EMERCOM) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting President Putin having just warned of the growing crisis of world economic relations and directly telling the United States that its “economic egoism” is a recipe for trade and maybe real wars, states this reality is being grimly faced this hour in European countries who are beginning to count losses from anti-Russian sanctions—the worst of which are yet to come due to the “Heartland Apocalypse” currently ongoing in an America facing its wettest planting season in history—that Russia is preparing to counter by doubling its global food exports, but whose main beneficiary of will be China—as neither the European or American peoples will be able to benefit and feed themselves from Russia’s record grain crop forecast for 2019 because of unjust economic sanctions illegal under international law.  […]

Over the past fortnight, this report concludes, the now near totally in control radical leftist “coastal elite” media establishment in the United States has consumed itself in an orgy of hate fueled hysteria due to President Trump having been exonerated from the lies they made up and told against him—but have shamefully done so at the expense of their failing to warn the American people of one of the greatest natural disasters their nation has ever seen—that if warned about would enable these peoples to protect themselves against the soon coming catastrophic rise in food prices—most particularly because this apocalyptic catastrophe is only getting worse—and whose most affected victims of will be those who actually believed these radical leftist monsters were telling them the truth in the first place—and for their blind ignorance and trust, will, undoubtedly, see them collapsing into tears, fears and denial, like they did the night Trump was elected. […]