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Over the past fortnight, this report concludes, the now near totally in control radical leftist “coastal elite” media establishment in the United States has consumed itself in an orgy of hate fueled hysteria due to President Trump having been exonerated from the lies they made up and told against him—but have shamefully done so at the expense of their failing to warn the American people of one of the greatest natural disasters their nation has ever seen—that if warned about would enable these peoples to protect themselves against the soon coming catastrophic rise in food prices—most particularly because this apocalyptic catastrophe is only getting worse—and whose most affected victims of will be those who actually believed these radical leftist monsters were telling them the truth in the first place—and for their blind ignorance and trust, will, undoubtedly, see them collapsing into tears, fears and denial, like they did the night Trump was elected. […]

The Russian Federation and People’s Republic of China have jointly invoked Article 9 of the Treaty of Good-Neighborliness and Friendly Cooperation Between the People’s Republic of China and the Russian Federation in order to designate the American online social media and social networking service company Facebook as a “hostile war target”—and is in direct response to Facebook having just launched an “unprovoked cyberattack” against the Federative Republic of Brazil to grossly interfere in that nations upcoming free elections—and that sees Facebook (Seriously, you can’t make this up!) using its power to silence the Christian populist-nationalist candidate Jair Bolsonaro, known as “Brazil’s Donald Trump”, in a blatant bid to aid their favored globalist candidate Geraldo Alckmin, who is known as “Brazil’s Hillary Clinton”.   […]