autism

A seemingly nondescript new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that draft dodging has declined 66% since 2012, attributes this stunning turnaround, as well as the 7% increase in the fitness of future recruits, to President Putin’s pledge to make Russia the world’s largest supplier of GMO-freefoods—that aside from now seeing Russian farmers feeding half the world thanks to their biggest grain harvest ever—has led to bombshell research strongly suggesting that the current global autism pandemic is being caused by a massive disruption to our planet’s nitrogen cycle—and whose most catastrophic effects of were discovered, in 2005, in a 4-year-old girl-child exhibiting autism-like symptoms. […]