Bill Nye Announces New Sex Junk Video, Threesome with Eclipse

A classic. The Onion News presents its debut video newscast on “The Human Cost of Mexicans.” A story on Lucent Technologies’ Vice-President Raymond Boyle being replaced by illegal alien Alberto Fuentes who just two years […]

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I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like Madonna's sham. Would you like her shitty books here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham, "The English Roses," or Viagra spam. I do not like Madonna, ma'am. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like how you inquire. I hope you all die in a fire. […]